... this is gonna be the best Prom, EVER! —someotherguy  |
| Oh, there he is! Waldo is in the lower right, cowering in fear. —Featureless Void |
| "Mr. Spinn? We're ready for your -- ahem -- 'downtime.'" —Stefan Jones |
| "Why yes, we are the Mrs. Penn and Teller . . . why do you ask?" —Stefan Jones |
| This is why I can't get my friends to watch BBC America. —dALY |
| Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what's the scariest future of all? —Bosch |
| Guess the mescaline still hasn't worn off.... —Wm. F*in' Shakespeare |
| Why you shouldn't take your mom to the prom. —Hysterical Woman |
| "Yes. France. We come from France." —Waldo ( via Mauve) |
| Dave didn't care what anybody else thought of his girlfriend. She was useful for reaching things off the top shelves and, when the wind was right, she could pick up Radio Pyongyang. —Nyder |
| By the time zwit got around to posting pictures of his parents, nobody was surprised. —Nyder |
| Costume party? No. Why? —someotherguy |
| I'm not sure what this is, but I bet it's coming up next on the UPN —Mr. ? |
| Super Duper Sumo Geishas —Brennsa |
| April 1, 2028: Dan Quayle finally finds a way around the "No human woman would ever sleep with you" curse that Geraldine Ferraro nailed him with. —The Mattwolf |
| "Next on BBC 2, we meet the tenth actor to play Dr. Who and his, ahhhh, 'companion.'" —Stefan Jones |
| After viewing this picture 98% of those polled wanted to build a wall on the Canadian border as well. —Anonomouse |
| Of course the mortician is proud of his work. That woman has been dead for over a week. She was also a foot shorter and Japanese, but it's a good effort. —anon |
| Doogie Frankenstein. —Bill Fortier |
| Much like Star Trek "Absolutely Fabulous" had an unaired pilot with a different cast. —Anonomouse |
| So. Which one's Zwit? —Brennsa |
| I know I'm not on all fours with a blind fold on. No, I haven't been on craigslist today. Try next door. —sxot |
| Lady Blechenridge could stare down dobermanns at fifty paces, one lone photographer would not be a problem. —Anonomouse |
| David Spade and Janet Reno -- together at last. —K-Man |
| "Errr, on second thought, could I choose the door with the tiger, instead?" —El Gordo |
| Guess What's Coming to Dinner. —Torc. |
| Just picture the kids! No, seriously, picture them. You'll never need coffee again. —Torc. |
| Hey guys, I think I found that dysfunctional dog you're always talking about. —Brennsa |
| Jake and Ludva's off-off-Broadway, two-person production of Wagner's Ring Cycle was a runaway hit. —Wuxia Otter |
