I don't see it...which one is "before"? —Torc.  |
| Sammy and Nate are about to demonstrate their awesome nut-a-pults. —William F*in Speechless |
| North and South Korea were the first to fall under the U.N.'s new Dispute Resolution Protocols. —Anonomous |
| The human compasses pointed up for north, down for south, and straight out for Angelina Jolie. —Pandemic |
| If this is your way of explaining the Physics of electricity and magnetism, sign me up! —William F*in Speechless |
| After years without a single sale, a single airing of this advertisement resulted in the Ronco Eye-Gouger shipping 25,000 units. —Stefan Jones |
| Why match.jp never really got off the ground. —William F*in Speechless |
| "Oh Neville I can't go out like this, this zit's embarassing!" —Anonomouse |
| The sad thing is these guys will both get through airport security faster than I ever could. —Torc. |
| OK, shut the Internet down, I've had enough. —Anonomouse |
| FOX plans to drum up viewer interest with its unorthodox midterm election tracking methods. —Torc. |
| Things I Don't Want to Know: Job or hobby? —Anonomous |
| Dear Japan, Stop exporting everything. We can't handle it anymore. Sincerely, the USA —Mr. ? |
| Taste the rainbow —Mr. ? |
| No, really... we can wait for the next superhero team to save us —Mr. ? |
| Call me xenophoic, but the American Gladitors definitely would kick their Asian counterparts' collective ass. —dALY |
| I was OK with the Japanese coming up witha female Ronald McDonald, but, I'm sorry, I really think they went too far with their M&M campaign. —dALY |
| .003 milliseconds is the average amount of viewing time required to turn a Liberal Democrat into a Christian Conservative. —Anonomouse |
| If this is what global warming will do to fashions I'll just kill myself now thanks. —Anonomouse |
| The Amazing Monopole Brothers had not only no second issue, it had no second panel. —Anonomouse |
| "What the hell do you mean, 'inappropriate?' We're teaching the little ankle biters the difference between North and South, for chrissakes!" It was about this time that the Children's Television Workshop stopped auditioning new talent for Sesame Street. —dALY |
| After last week's episode, even the most devoted fans had to admit that Dr. Who had finally jumped the shark. —Stefan Jones |
| April 2006, It was the Science Channel of Japan's show on magnetism that finally convinced the world to lock the long suffering country away for its own good. —Anonomous |
| Dear Japan: Please stop exploring science and technology. It freaks us out. Love, America. —Johnny Assay (worth a shot) |
| Not even Goofus and Gallant are safe from the hentai crowd. —Nyder (salvaging huh?) |
| I don't look like the photo because I didn't send you a photo. No, I was not on craigslist earlier in the evening! TRY NEXT DOOR!! —sxot |
| Atomic Wedgie Power Magnet Battle Hour Show, you watch! —K-Man |
| What do you mean Japanese!?! Can't you see we're Poles?!? —someotherguy |
| There's a wonder twins joke in here somewhere, I'm just not sure if they should choose the form of clothes or an athletic cup. —The_Vixen |
| From the new film, "Crouching Sidekick, Smelly Finger"... —Tillman (I'm so very sorry.) |
| Far Eastern proctology has come a long way, baby. —dALY |
| The answer is C: NOT Jewish —Waldo |
| ...And as I caption this picture, I eat a cheese sausage. Yummy yum yum! —Brennsa |
| Sexual education in the year 3000. —Brennsa |
| I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty captioning this one. My eyes keep bleeding. —zwit |
| It's so strange: I'm repulsed by these two...and yet strangely attracted as well!!! (Get it! Cos of the magnest I said attracted and....why are you looking at me like that? Hey, fuck you!) —The Mattwol-I mean, anonymous |
| Sometimes opposites attract so much, it's hard to pull them off of each other... I mean, apart... —Tillman |
| The Olympic Committee is going to have to re-evaluate this event! —Bill Fortier |
