I would gladly caption this, but the Sweaty Nurrrd Musk is leaking out of the monitor amd making the keyyboardc all slipperfy. —anon  |
| Apparantly, it emits a subsonic call that only middle-aged Dungeons & Dragons players can hear. —BlackAcidEvil |
| His microwave death ray completed and fully field-tested, Harold would no longer be the laughing stock of the Evil Megalomaniacs Conventions. —sharper |
| Two things you never want to see in your proctologist's office. —me_tew |
| "The box says there may be volcanic activity nearby." —Torc. |
| The aliens have landed, every city on the planet is in flames, he really is the last man on earth, and he wants you to keep your promise. —Under an Assumed Name |
| "And with a few quick keystrokes, this baby can pinpoint the location of any woman drunk enough to go for the line, 'Wanna see my Wookie?'" —17, 18, 19, Yeah! |
| V'Ger meets Lo'Ser. —Brettt Maverick |
| I must admit, what the salesman lacked in style, the deathray made up for in carnage. —Dr. Evil |
| Fulfilling a lifelong dream, Larry poses with the world's most accurate toaster. —Ogdred |
| What does it do? It just looks cool, motherfucker. You got a problem with that? —Norm DePlume |
| The tingle means it's working. —Norm DePlume |
| With his one-man weather station, Jason Roberts must fight firestorms and still hold up journalistic integrity because he is.... The Last Weatherman! Directed by Jerry Bruckheimer. —Zach the Conqueror |
| "And remember that time the DiamondVision said (heheh!) VISIT WWW.SUPERANTENNADISH.COM? That (heheh) that was me too!" — Crazy Climber |
| "Well, city's glowin' like a bug zapper. Told ya. Looks like you owe me five bucks, Mr. Luthor." —Phat Cheops |
| Meet Jimmy. Jimmy is 42, lives with his mother, bathes on Thursdays, and wears a pocket protector on his T-shirts. However, he gets more sex than any five of you bastards combined. Why? He's worth $42 million since inventing whatever the fuck that thing is on the right. —Leth |
| But... but the Date-o-matic 3000 said you would go out with me! —Rusty Russell |
| This guy doesn't have the WIRELESS P3G48 Multi-Fractional Matter Distorter? Geek, my ass. —dALY |
| SETI@Home, the hardcore version. —sharper |
