Betty and Lori's first attempt at cold fusion was not a success. —me_tew  |
| Final leg of the Bauch and Lomb Lens Rinse Relay. —anon |
| Two unidentified caddies collect pro golfer sweat for resale in overseas fetish shops. In mid-2003, it's worth about US$50 a liter. —Some random guy |
| Sharon and Dana enjoy hanging out together and taking the piss. —Nyder |
| After the third hour, Dan decided that Tantric group sex left something to be desired. —Nyder |
| Ahh, spring... green grass... warm weather... the Kentucky Skoal Relay... —rudy |
| Boy, those drunk-driving tests are getting tougher every year! —Weasel |
| Must suck to be a curler in the off-season. —Weasel |
| Man, I know Vijhay REALLY didn't want Sorenstam to play, but Voodoo rituals on the fairway? That's just rude. —dALY |
| Every day, millions of tourists flock to visit the legendary "bottomless bucket" of Barkhamstead, Mass. —Dr. Smith |
| For some cultures, an outhouse is an improvement. —me_tew |
| You see, no matter how fucked up some game is, the Europeans can still look down their noses at Americans for not playing it. —smj |
| She may not be the best cup pourer, but I'll be damned if she doesn't do it with all her heart. —sharper |
| Wiccan rituals get weirder every Beltane. —sharper |
| Feminine hygiene: the traditional way. —Nyder |
| We all knew Sue had finally lost it when she said she needed to sneak up so the bucket wouldn't see her. —sharper |
| Adam Sandler finally convinces Paramount to create a combined sequel to The Waterboy and Happy Gilmore. —sharper |
| Ahhh, it's Spring. When a young company's fancy turns to corporate team-building exercises. —Entogal |
| Responsible goldfish owners clean up their pet's mess after walking it through the park. —Bonarien |
| At this year's family picnic, the 30-meter Do Something Pointless While Blindfolded was, as usual, a smashing success. Next year, I plan to contract botulism beforehand so I can stay the fuck home. —-+=h_m=+- |
| It was the first time she'd ever felt truly alive. —Ogdred |
| The only known footage of the brave, but futile, efforts to save the life of Frosty the Snowman. —Eric the .5b |
| Apparently the two people on the grassy knoll just wanted to wash Kennedy's car. —William Wayne Webb |
| "Extreme high-speed urinalysis! SURGE!" —awkwardone |
| "You put your specimen in, and you shake it all about..." —awkwardone |
| X-TREME.... um... this. WOOOOOoooOOOOOOO!!!! —Bosch |
| Two relief workers in drought-stricken Maryland work tirelessly to save a family of goldfish. —vanmartin |
| "Speed Spells" was a crowd favourite at the third annual World Witchcraft Championship. —vanmartin |
| The resulting explosion scattered bad hair and fashion-faux-pas shrapnel over a six-block radius. —cryptique |
| Step 253 of the world's most complex martini recipe. —not elsie |
