James soon found out why playful children and sunburn didn't mix. —mancat  |
| While safaris in the jungles of Madagascar are a rewarding experience, travellers must beware of mosquitoes, charging water-buffaloes and (pictured) the clever yet diabolic house-ape. —Nyder |
| Hey, he's bitter on the outside but the inside is filled with creamy noughat! —mcf |
| See, Jimmy, I told you it could still be all fun and games even AFTER someone lost an eye. —YourMommasDaddy |
| Well, this sure makes my case of the crabs look like a boogar. —Torc. |
| Rule number 13 when living next door to a sex offender: Always pepper your children's hair before letting them go out to play. —dALY |
| John had believed that he was finally big enough to take over the house at the local playground. He found out he was sorely mistaken. —mancat |
| Due to an incident at the genetics lab involving a rare species of moth, the Parker children are drawn to bright clothing. —cancelled |
| Though he puts up a tough exterior, it only takes the taunting of three small boys to reduce Kim Jong-il to tears. —Riff |
| After Teller's tragic accident, Penn couldn't last a whole show without breaking down. The last time I saw him was at a Catskills lodge warming up for Carrot Top. He was trying the old escape-from-urchins trick, and couldn't even pull that off. —Torc. |
| "Heh heh, uh, kids, this is getting a little bit rough, don't you think? Kids? Uh, kids...? AAAAARGH!!!" —Nyder |
| "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!" Growing up as the the older brother with Muscular Dystrophy sucked really, really bad. —Babich |
| Mom said to throw you out until you dry up. —mancat |
| What do you mean we don't have cable out here!? —Entogal |
| Although the young mafiosos never made as much money as their elder counterparts, their protection rackets were by far the most brutal. —mancat |
| Chow Yun-Fat stars in "Daddy Day Care 2: Revenge of the Tiger." —Won't put my name on this one |
| The cute! It burns! —Dragonblink |
| George never could pass up a three-for-one sale on lovable street urchins. —Dragonblink |
| Revolt at Nyder's caption sweatshop. —sharper |
| It's always safer to let them bring their Game Boys on camping trips. —sharper |
| Piranha children can strip a grown man to the bone in a matter of minutes! —The Legal Poet |
| Starting this fall: Sesame Street teaches how to count, how to read, and how to overthrow your parents by force of numbers. —Rasputin |
| Seattle's very own Camp Mudhoney featured horseback riding, archery, and a mosh pit every hour on the hour. —Rasputin |
| It's the little one in his pants that's the real problem. —Bonarien |
| Alabama alternative to roadside chain gangs, the "daycare chain-buddy" program, was soon ruled to cruel and unusal to the prisoners forced into it. —Johnny Ripped |
