The scales of justice on the upper right of the shield are really interesting. 'Cause nothing says justice more that slaughtering almost naked unarmed peaseants. —anon  |
| Next up in the Knight's 200M Peasent Slaughter, Lord Ultawolf. Back after a serious huzzahing accident kept him out of the 1514 and 1518 games. —squiddy (who just noticed it's been used, but must try anyway!) |
| "...And whosoever pulls the Sword from this stoned guy shall one day be King!" —me_tew |
| After going thirty years with no new orders from the Church, the six remaining Knights Templar take to chasing down guys who stick their gum on the underside of the Vatican's tables. —Bosch |
| Crouching peasant, hidden Uzi. —Nyder |
| He had expected the Spanish Inquisition. He had not, however, expected their Jewish equivalent, the Fighting Mohels of Zion. —Nyder (salv. spinn) |
| Poitiers, 1465: A naked peasant is butchered. It is the greatest triumph in French military history. —cface2003 |
| "I said a non-fat mochachino, peasant!" —Torc. |
| "Geez, Frank, relax! I just said the eyeglasses might not be historically accurate." —anon |
| Ever have that dream where you're mostly naked and facing down an entire SCA group? Right.... uh, me neither. —Bucky |
| There can be only six! —William Wayne Webb |
| Reality TV gone to Far: PBS version of "Survivor" —Timmy's Flat Roting Colon |
| Male Psychology Rule No. 112b: Even when naked, unarmed, and facing a sword-wielding maniac, the male will still think only of his own crotch. —cface2003 |
| "Fine! I'll frolic somewhere else!" —Lloyd |
| "Hey, genie dude, come back. I said I wanted a 35-year-old Impala!" —Ken |
| Yeah, my highschool gym classes were pretty much the same way. —Bosch |
| If I had to pick my favourite character from "Warrior Nerds"? It would have to be Scuba Steve on the right. —vanmartin |
| Dude, the bee is RIGHT on your nose. Hold still ... —toadspittle |
| OK, I'm sorry, but I have to go now. There are more homogeekrotic themes going on in this picture than I can handle right now. —dALY |
| "We are the knights who go 'GEEK!'" —dALY |
| Bill Gates' methods for aquiring new startup companies is getting more and more brutal. —MTSkull |
| Ow! Damnit, next time we're the shirts and you're the skins! —Avery |
| "Everybody on the Ren Faire staff secretly admires his devotion to authenticity and his ability to remain 'in character' during Faire hours...but man, is 'Steve the Tourette's Syndrome Leper' ever an annoying motherfucker." —anon |
| Help! I've been mugged! She took my clothes, my car, and...aw, crap. —Destiny |
| The game of Whak-A-Mole has a long and glorious history dating back the the mid-15th Century. —Entogal |
| I told you, NOBODY cares for eyes more than Pearle!!! —rudy |
| Avast, ye scurvey dog! Wait, let me try that again. —Tukla Ratte |
| "Say it! 'Christians are good people!' Say it!" —Torc. |
| And as you can see my leige. The first blade on the Gillette Mach I Razor-Sharp Sword lifts and separates the head from the shoulders. —BAR-1 |
| "Hey! Glasses weren't widely available until the Renaissance!" "But the technology needed to make glasses was available since ancient Rome!" "Ha! But glasses weren't widely used until the renaissance because a person of high stature would have servants to read something for him when his eyes went bad! A knight would have servants!" "Ah! But a knight might not want want his servants reading confidential letters!" And on it goes... —anon |
| "You lost the coconut halves! How will we make it back to the castle!" —Angryoptimist |
| Nip the problem in the bud, thought the Machines. But in 1104, John of Connaught was fresh back from the crusades and ready for anyone, be they Christian, Saracen, or half-naked Cyborg. —SlipNot |
| "Dude, I don't care if dysentery is accurate for the period, I'm not sharing my tent with him." —deadguy |
| Jerry's appendix was about to burst, but this is the most his HMO would cover. —Zach the Conqueror |
| "Hold still so I can knight you, motherfucker." —zwit |
| "Nee! Nee! Nee!" Right, I get it. "Nee! Nee! Nee!" Guys, you're in your mid-40s. "Nee! Nee....." —Destiny |
| No, I haven't been circumci --- I mean, YES!!! —Destiny |
| "Objects behind shield may be geekier than they appear." —Destiny |
| For the Renn Faire pot bust, the DEA got into character... —Destiny |
| Fine, go ahead and conquer us! All the leaves are yours! Happy?! —Destiny |
| The last time I let me geeky cousin arrange a bachelor party... —Destiny |
| "Okay, okay! I got bit-eth by a water mocassin! I need....eth a doctor!" —Destiny |
| The worst part about being a peasant was the annual performance review. —Destiny |
| Wait a second.. how much exp is a filthy peasant, anyways? —Mr. ? |
