Marcia knew how to keep turning tricks even when the circus was in town. —Mortal Comedy  |
| Melateuca when not taken as directed may have some side effects —Mortal Comedy |
| "Melaleuca offers a complete line of wellness products -- scientifically developed products that use breakthrough technology to deliver top performance. Here, Jan demonstrates our 'Hair-limpening clinical depression' formula." —Rasputin |
| The JLA's fifty year reunion was a depressing affair for all. Wonder Woman had ditched the bikini and tiara for dumpy sweats, and the Flash's super-speed had degenerated to "power walking with just a touch of blur." —Rasputin |
| Melaleuca Industries tanked after their home Botox kits were found to have disturbing side-effects. —Torc. |
| Melaleuca's worst idea for a mascot: Eartha, the bi-polar librarian-clown. —http://www.fleeb.com |
| There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. And eventually a cat, and a walrus, and some kind of large automobile, and... —Machival |
| Do not kiss Happy Fun Ball —Mr. ? |
| The frightening thing is, Melaleuca Beauty Products really have made her look ten years younger. —Nyder |
| Sally took the concept of "bee-stung lips" seriously. And when she couldn't find bees, she went with scorpions. —Nyder |
| "Dammit! I had the house sprayed just last month for mimes," grumbled Gerald. —mcf |
| Melaleuca, the patron clown of depression. —Zach the Conqueror |
| "Now, students if you'll follow me through this doorway, I'll show you the next step in wax-lip manufacturing after they're scraped off of Betty, here. —Machival |
| The first contestant on FOX's new hit Extreme Makeunder? —sxot |
| Don't ever try to hold in a sneeze. —me_tew |
| "Can you just turn away while this poor woman suffers? Actually, I guess that guy back there can. Never mind." —Rasputin |
| All the other ladies use Estee Lauder or Maybelline. Frieda gets better results from Glidden Porch & Floor Latex Satin. —Rasputin |
| In general, Mick doesn't talk about his sister much. —Orrin |
| DAD?.... Wait, no... MOM?.... No... Hmmm. —Bosch |
| It didn't kill anyone, but in many ways the Melaleuca outbreak was much worse than SARS. —Torc. |
| What? Melaleuca collagen implants ar perrectly sf. Jst lk t m lps... —Xander |
| When the menopause hit Sandra, it hit but good. —Nyder |
| Melaleuca is not for everyone. Ask your physician whether Melaleuca is right for you. Side effects may include eighties hair, Cro-Magnon posture and lips resembling a baboon's ass. Use as directed. —Coffeethrall |
| Fred stalked away in disgust. He'd tried to steal a kiss from LouAnne, but fortunately her airbags deployed in the nick of time. —Rasputin |
| "No ma'am, auditions for the soccer mom minstrel show are in meeting room one, just down the hall." —Rasputin |
| "Your eyes say no, but your lips say ... send in the clowns!" —Rasputin |
| Habve youboo hearberd aboubut Meblabaleubukabah? —rudy |
| Unfortunately, Gary forgot to check the expiration date on his hooker before bringing her home —k.a |
| Well, I never really thought about it before, but I guess balding middle-aged men also have one-night-stands that they regret. —k.a |
| The United Nations unanimously voted to shut down MILFgoatse.cx. —Orrin |
| Melaleuca McDonald, Ronald's bitter ex-wife —zwit |
| Surprisingly, Michael Jackson's newest look actually is a big improvement. —Mycroft |
| It's a widely held myth that Melaleucanthropy can only strike during a full moon. —Henweigh |
| It'll go away if you stop picking at it. I'm, of course, talking about the girl. —Mr. ? |
| Good hot wings, Joan? —rudy |
