Yes, it's enthralling and they seem to be very happy, but I still don't call it marriage. —No way am I admitting this one  |
| Ok..now light the weasel! —Mortal Comedy |
| Even conservative estimates suggest that the Mets' 2004 infield (introduced here) will commit half the errors their 2003 counterparts did. —Ken |
| Italy never really understood basketball. —haem |
| "...if you liked those, you'll love our latest releases, Hobo Sculpture and Bum Juggling, available on VHS or DVD." —SeanQ |
| And now, the National Endowment for the Arts Players present a piece they call 'Your Government Dollars at Work' —Mr. ? |
| Dorq du Soleil —SeanQ |
| Damndest game of 'Simon Says' I've ever seen. —me_tew |
| Taking defiance to a whole new level, Planned Parenthood not only helped Violet Beauregard get an abortion, but also hired a troop of acrobats to flaunt the remains around in front of the stunned Operation Rescue protesters. —Rasputin |
| Twister 3D! —Henweigh |
| Atlas... well, shrugged isn't the word. See for yourself. —Nyder |
| If Rube Goldberg had invented the Segway. —Rasputin |
| "We've got the whoooooooooooole world ... andwe'reviolatingitverycreatively! We've got the whoooooooooooole world ... " —Rasputin |
| Unlike their domesticated relatives, a complex ritual coaxes the egg to hatch a new member of the Blue Man Group. —mcf |
| Tonight on PBS, Jackassterpiece Theatre. —Orrin |
| The world's first mouse required 4 operators. The scroll wheel took several weeks to master. —Yakko |
| The Republican representation of the world after legal gay marriages. —William Wayne Webb |
| Although riding on the popularity of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," the Cirque de SoGay received little acclaim. —William Wayne Webb |
| The mime translation for Metrosexual —Torc. |
| "Well, Edwards does seem to have good balance, but frankly Kerry looks a lot more confident up there on the unicycle. He's got my vote." —cface2003 |
| Worst Iwo Jima re-enactment ever! —Under an Assumed Name |
| I guess my main question would be why they decided to combine Godspell and gay porn and then turn into a street production. —k.a |
| What has eight legs, four heads, one wheel, and will never know the love of a woman? —haem |
| It started out as a basic but entertaining physics demonstration. It ended with the Jaws of Life, three gallons of olive oil, and a team of exorcists. —Catcom |
| Bad ideas: Cirque du Soleil LARP. —anon |
| Everyone celebrates their first ever accepted caption a little bit differently. —dALY |
