Mike never did learn to take off his magnetic necklace when walking by the cafeteria's iron tables. —sharper  |
| And to think that I hatched form this tiny egg. —Entogal |
| "Wash car.... paint fence... create tasteful Christmas display for bowling alley out of last year's broken ornaments... man this karate stuff is hard..." —Nyder |
| Gary was determined to work out the logisitcal errors in Peter Jackson's re-creation of the battle of Helm's Deep. —ewhac |
| "Paging all the king's horses and men, you are needed in the snackbar." —GeniusLoci |
| "The MIT 'Freshman Challenge' competition this year is to make a 7-10 split using only a Christmas ornament. The physics and material science involved are actually quite fascinating. Really! snurk, snurk, SNOORK" —Henweigh |
| Do not wear Happy Fun Ball to a rave. —deadcoil (do not taunt the cartoonist) |
| Ed wasn't entirely sure what it was, but he was pretty certain it belonged back in his abdomen. —Riff |
| They're green. They're things. They're Green Things, from Hasbro. Collect them all. —trainman |
| Nick tries desperately to piece back together his dignity. —Gorilla Librarian |
| Ha, ha! Let's see what mine says. "He who buy wardrobe online pay for purchase in shame and solitude". Ha, ha -- HEY! —AliasN |
| Sensing danger, Doug displays his false head on his torso. Once again, social interaction is avoided. —Zach the Conqueror |
| One annoying round thingy in this picture destroyed, two to go... —Orrin |
| "Thiiiisss isss not precioussss ... Shmiegel will try next bowling alley, yesss..." —agent orange |
| It wasn't exactly heat vision, but Dave thought the power to turn busted shit green still seemed pretty cool. —Phat Cheops |
| Shaved head. Two-character smiley. Standing in a bowling alley. Playing inscrutibly with cheap plastic. Could this possibly scream "AOL user" any louder? —ewhac |
| "You do your best work alone...in bed." I don't like this game. —William Wayne Webb (salvaging AliasN) |
| What is the sound of one tiny, incredibly valuable, jade statue belonging to the Abbot of your monastic order breaking?-- From The Shaolin Manual —Nyder (salvaging sharper) |
| And with one more adjustment from the Voodoo-Master, the whole alley erupted in 7-10 splits. —Ken |
| "Funny ... I don't remember putting this in my nose." —Riff (salvaging) |
| "I think this is my spleen. Dad, are you sure I should be getting chemotherapy here instead of a hospital?" —Torc. |
| In chinese, the word "crisis" is written with the character for "danger" next to the character for "opportunity". Jim was having a crisis. Unfortunately he was wearing the shirt with the character for "livesinmomsbasement" next to the character "nevergetlaid". —choowey |
| Although it seemed unfortunate, even disgusting, at first, Larry's ill-timed sneeze into the liquid-nitrogen tank got him twelve novelty-toy contracts and a grant from the Ford Foundation for the Arts. —Nyder |
