This is what you would see fifteen times every Sunday during football season if the truth in advertising laws actually applied to Budweiser. —rudy  |
| Saints Chloe and Sam, patrons of Miller Lite, sports bars and East German female shotput champions. —Nyder |
| The Two of Dykes signifies that you will shortly get very, very drunk indeed on an appallingly cheap brand of beer. --The Dysfunctional Tarot. —Nyder |
| There was me, that is Alex, and there was me droogs, that is Buzzcut, No-Head and Dyke (Dyke being really dykey), and we sat around the Palookaville Bar and Grill trying to make up our razoodocks what to do with the evening. —Nyder |
| Miniver coughed, and called it fate, and kept on drinking. —James Howard |
| Half price hot wings AND a free delousing? Ladies nite RULES!! —Barking Monkey |
| "Me want snoo-snoo!" —Missing Futurama |
| After her 3rd drunken rendition of "I'm a Little Teapot", Jane dealt Hazel a powerful uppercut, knocking her unconscious and inciting roars of approval. —Fry |
| Launching the first salvo in what promised to be a bloody war, the Republican Party recently posted this picture on stopgaymarriage.com —Longnole |
| Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, circa 2039 —zwit via yakko |
| "Actually, we like to call ourselves 'telephone pleasure professionals', and we RULE, bay-bee!" —Heath |
| Yeah, yeah, thought Lydia. You can see Paradise by the dashboard light, already. Finish your fucking drink and let's go home. —Nyder |
| ... and Jeannie emerges a clear winner in the "Lift Your Arms Over Your Head" competition. —Catcom |
| The night-out experience in one concise picture: "I love you man," but "I will fucking nut you." —anon |
| Jesus wows the crowd of the faithful by turning water into 1987. —Frenzy O'Dikplay |
| Goofus and Goofuser. —ewhac |
| Gretel was smiling too, right up until Zelda opened her armpits with a wet, sucking shmmmmop! sound. —Rasputin |
| Merry & Pippin: The Later Years —Johnny Assay |
| Valkyries at happy hour —Entogal |
| Ned Beatty and James Remar have cute sisters? Who knew? —Orrin |
| The last thing a male stripper sees before retiring. —Orrin |
| Probably not a bachelorette party. I'm thinking Mom's parole came through early... —Tillman |
| But deep down inside, Cliff just couldn't be sure he was ready for some football. —Frenzy O'Dikplay |
| "Why do I always have to be Depressive. Just once, I'd like to be Manic. Just once." —zwit, trying again |
| Apparently, not all CIA agents get the glamorous James Bond spy missions and the nifty gadgets. —sharper |
| While the Angel of Death was out at work in the Middle East, it was party time for the Angel of Rash and the Angel of Flatulence. —Ratman |
| The likeness infringement trial over, Patty and Selma Bouvier celebrate at a local bar. —sharper (suisalvage) |
| The correct answer is C: The mean is 1.5 chins per person. —Torc. |
| Rejected Dwarves, #'s 37 and 38: Manic and PassiveAggressive. —me_tew |
| Terry was still pleased with the feat, but after drinking twelve men under the table, Juliana was worried that none of them had yet made a pass. —sharper |
| "Ned's East Side Mobile Home Park reprezettin', bizatch!" —sharper (how Mozilla auto-filled this I'll never know) |
| The choice to set Roadhouse 2 in a lesbian bar was a controversial one. —BA |
| Hilda always got way too excited when Gerda played the "guess where my fist has been" game. —BA |
| Jan can get her entire fist in Shelby's mouth. First they have to psyche themselves up, though. —Rasputin |
| After a somewhat shocking and embarrassing revelation, these two were removed from Girls Gone Wild 5 in post-production. —J.R. "Thor" Antrim |
| Um, on second thought I'll pass on that milkshake. —sxot |
| This bar sells every beer in the world, which exactly what I'll need to drink before I these women attractive. —Riff (self-salvage) |
| Oh how Rachel wished she could just wave her hands in the air, but the truth was she did care. She cared so damn much that it hurt. —mquirk |
