"Ow, Lego!" —Thosw  |
| At gay bars in Legoland, dance moves get kinda funky. —haem |
| "Welcome to our world of toys, bitch! Tell your friends!" —Frenzy O'Dikplay |
| A scene from Pirates of the Carribean Software Expo. —Riff |
| "Think warm thoughts, bub, 'cuz this OTHER hand is gonna feel mighty cold." —anon |
| Beneath the gruff exterior of the Legoland bouncer beats a heart of pure high-density polyethylene. —Captain Death |
| Hopes that the new episodes of Dr. Who would feature state-of-the-art special effects are brutally quashed. —Stefan Jones |
| "John Carpenter's Escape From The Mall of America" really didn't have the same charm as the other two. —-Nekotuxie |
| Now, we're not going to make any more jokes about the size of my F.A.O. Schwartz, are we? —-Nekotuxie |
| Legoland Security catches another Duplophile hanging around the kindergarten area. —-+=h_m=+- |
| "Hold still. I gotta take off your head to put your scuba tanks on your neck, THEN we can go swimming. Don't be such a pansy." —-+=h_m=+- |
| He stopped, cocking one eye towards the captioners, and boomed "Anyone else want to do a 'Next on Fox' caption?" —Ska |
| Lego radically redesigns the term "choking hazard." —Zach the Conqueror |
| "No, the one on the left is a costume. It's the corpse that is made of Legos." —anon |
| o/~ "Now keep in mind Joel can't control when the movies begin or end / Because he used those special parts to make his robot friends..." —ewhac |
| Growing alarmed at the recent increased sales of Lincoln Logs, Lego takes drastic steps in its sales and marketing department. —dALY |
| Lego Inc's copyright protection agent is celebrated throughout the industry for his tenacity, brutality, and ability to fit into multiple playsets. —Nyder |
| Microserfs II: This Time, It's Personal. —Nyder |
| "No pictures...I said NO PICTURES! Don't make me get Technic on your ass!" —R. Jak |
| "Big Tony from Italian Restaurant set #3AG5 sends his regards." —sharper |
| Alfred scores the bronze in the Geek Special Olympics by managing to get his ass kicked by an inanimate object. —Torc. |
| "That's nice, but the Lego Darth Vader could choke me from 30 feet away." —sharper |
| After word spread that Lego jail was made up of nothing but building blocks, the Legoland Police were overrun by rabble-rousing geeks. —sharper |
| The Department of Homeland Security gets desperate for airport screeners. —thevideostoreguy |
| On the island of misfit toys you can find a Charlie-in-the-box, a polkadotted elephant, or the giant Lego man who causes your spine to herniate in three different places. —Under an Assumed Name |
| Engaging in a little game of "get the humanoid...got the intruder" at the annual Robotron 2084 fetish convention. —Captain Death |
| The weapon that would have won the war for Hitler is finally unveiled. —Zach the Conqueror |
| Outside, his Playmobil bitch sat nursing a black eye in his Capsella car. —Babich |
| This scene still ends my hope that Star Wars III would an improvement over the previous two. —Mr. ? |
| I'd always known humanity would be taken over by machines. I just thought they'd be... I dunno, a little cooler looking —Mr. ? |
| Thanks to this picture, I've learned that Legos and hallucinogens just don't mix. —anon |
| Giant Lego badasses tossing sharpened, pointy human bodies at each other as makeshift throwing knives. God, I love Counterstrike mods. —James Howard |
