Santa and Rudolph--the early years on the mean streets of the Northside Pole, yo. —dALY  |
| "Maaaan. That is one Tiny Fucking Dog, man." —James Howard |
| Other microbiology students get microscopes. DeVry microbiology students get to squint through their fingers. —me_tew (Hiya, Drusie!) |
| Can't remove bandage, demons will be freed... Can't remove bandage... —Mr. ? |
| Your pill must be thiiiiis big in order to ride on my brain. —Foofus. |
| "'Kay, that's it. I'm not picking your nose anymore." —mauve |
| Brad and Mike achieved a tie for the yearbook position of Most Likely to Blow Brains Out with a Shotgun in Two Years' Time. —Nyder |
| Ned was half in the bag, hovering between suicidal and homicidal...however one thing was incredibly lucid in his drunken 20 year old mind..if Zack didn't stop his "Cornholio does BuckWheat" impersonation he was going to jam an Aiwa mini-system all the way to his jejunum.. —corgibud |
| It cost them a burned finger and a scalded face, but the bass on Joel's freshly overclocked stereo just couldn't be beat. —jaeger5432 |
| "Dude, what could possibly go wrong?" —Westur the Unspeakable |
| Dan begins to sweet talk his date for the evening, just to get it in the mood. —Torc. |
| Midway through the third take, Jeff realized he had no microphone. —Torc. |
| Sure they have super powers, but Slacker Boy and The Stoner just don't care that much about catching criminals. —Mr. ? |
| The newest frat house sports craze: Precision Sneezing —ewhac |
| Heartbreaking injuries were common among participants of eXtreme Speed Bird-Flipping. —ewhac |
| "Hello, Jeremy's mom's rec room in Cleveland!" —Featureless Void |
| "...Sssoooo my dad said, 'How much merc'ry's in the water?' Aaann' the guy from the comp'ny says, 'just a li'l...tiny...bit.'" —Torc. |
| The more practical Francis Crick gave Watson an ultimatum, ?Look, ?Nature? comes out tomorrow. So, you can either take a shower, shave and come with me to get a suit, or I can kick your PhD from the University of Chicago ass.? —Avery |
| After answering the iron, a boiling pan of water and now the microwave, it finally dawned on Jack, "Maybe Steve's invisible phone was just a trick!" —subdude |
| They have this little test they give you - they give you a balloon.. and if you can get inside of it, they know you're small —Noddin0ff |
| After their buzz wore off, Stan and Hank decided that their game "Paper, scissors, rock, Spock, Playboy Bunny" wasn't so cool after all. They couldn't remember the rules, anyway. —Uncle Stinky |
| Wait a minute - I'll remember it --- This is the church, this is the steeple... —Uncle Stinky |
| "Jeez," thought Alex, "Steve's been like that for hours...maybe the tranny hooker wasn't such a good birthday joke.." —subdude |
| The wild all-night lentil-quaffing sessions, the Steeleye Span records played at top volume, the air-penny-whistle sessions... please, spare a thought for the neighbours of hardcore folk music fans. —Nyder |
| "Still ain't talkin', huh? Well, guess what? Jim-Bob here don't believe in fairies, and if you ain't a little more polite, he might just have to come here and say it." —Bosch |
| "So after we had a couple 40s I was all like, sucking this dude off just like this and.. no, wait.. it was a girl. Yeah, so I was sucking this girl off just like this and... Ahh shit." —Twitch (attempted save by Bosch) |
| Jim's infatuation with Little Bunny Foo Foo really was starting to freak out Ed. —dALY |
| As seen from this early college photo, Jesus and Judas's relationship was doomed from the start. —k.a |
| Kevin Bacon's career hits a new low with this love scene in Hollow Man 2 —Ahumado - salvaging |
| Beware! For when you stare into the finger-circle, the finger-circle, like, begins to stare back into you and shit. —deadcoil (stared into the brown circle) |
