Vacation in Bolivia! —Mortal Comedy  |
| Amaze your friends! Confuse your grandpa! It's the K-Tel Exploding Sled! Not available in stores by court order. —Ratman |
| The infamous money shot from It's a Wonderful Life. —equivocal |
| Improper usage of a CO2 cartridge #423: Winter Sports Colonic —Lloyd |
| Ma stood in the doorway, pride in her eyes. The morning after her patented scorchin' chilli dinner was when she found out just how good it really was. —Ahumado |
| Spring Break Wisconsin! Woo-hoo! —smj |
| Much like his grandson's famous film, Hirschel Zapruder's photo of Teddy Roosevelt captures a dark hour for the American presidency. —Avery |
| Like the King Squid, the Sloper Sled can release a cloud of ink when intimidated. Here we see the sled thwart an overweight victim. —Louie |
| Forensic scientists were later able to discern, from the scatter pattern of the snow, definite evidence of a second sledder. —Bosch |
| It just wasn't the same without Hobbes. Or pants. —Featureless Void |
| You know, it's lovely weather for a, uh.... sleigh.... um. Never mind. —deadcoil (naked in Alaska) |
| "Maybe getting a blowjob from a ghost wasn't what I expected when I decided to go sledding," Bob thought, "But it sure is a first." —Spack |
| The Horsehead Nebula was a little scared of the slope, so Steve let it ride down on his lap. —Dubious Merit |
| "Hey, a sled! This'll make the next run much more pleasant." —Dubious Merit |
| "When I eat a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of zoooooming down a snow-covered hillside. Naked. And then busting my ass and twisting my knee. Know what? I fucking HATE York Peppermint Patties." —the rev |
| After their first few failures, the Cohen Brothers decided they weren't cut out for the porno-film industry. —Nyder (if you self-salvage too much, you go blind) |
| Ted reaches 88MPH and is transported back in time to when everything was in black and white. —Torc. |
| He didn't know how he'd wound up here, or who had taken his clothes. All Mr Weatherbee knew was, when he got back to Riverdale High, Archie Andrews' butt was his. —Nyder |
| The creationism vs. evolution debate is reevaluated after hot gasses from a Colorado sewer grating coalesce to form a doughy guy. —Dubious Merit |
| One picture is worth a thousand-word deposition. —me_tew |
| Ever have one of those dreams where you're snowboarding naked, and then suddenly you realise you're developing gill slits? Yeah, me too. —Nyder |
| It blew off every scrap of his clothing, but Hugh proved once and for all that he really was "fat enough to cork Old Faithful." —Rasputin |
