D'ough! —K-Man (sorry.)  |
| Form of... Spongecake! —Mr. ? |
| Sharon and Irma were finding do-it-yourself artificial insemination harder than they had anticipated. —Nyder |
| When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a yeast infection, make bread. —Nyder |
| It appears that Gomorrah wasn't destroyed for its moral value system so much as it was destroyed for Myrnah's attempts at cooking —k.a |
| Try as she might, Janet's meth lab was a resounding failure... —Tillman |
| o/\ Dough, some bread, some un-cooked bread. Rae, the girl who works the dough. Me, the guy who captions them. Fa, the lengths to which I go. o/\ —This is Frenzied Dikplay O',O'O',O',O'. |
| "SKOOSHY!" - Pilot for the Food Channel's new show, Cookin' for 'tards —Zach the Conqueror |
| Although it does leave one temporarily vulnerable to mind control, you should periodically clean out your metal hat —noddin0ff |
| Emma gave up on domesticity when, after twelve tries, this was the best bowl of 'Captain Crunch' she could prepare. —Barking Monkey |
| No, shut up, I'm totally serious! Don't you see Homer Simpson's profile in the batter? —Rasputin |
| "Thirty minute meals" my ass. Fuck you, Rachael Ray!! —rudy |
| Look, I'm telling you, you're wasting your time. The Pillsbury Bake-Off doesn't have a rhythm gymnastics competition! —Rasputin |
| "No thanks, I'll skip the mashed potatoes." —Zach the Conqueror |
| "Y'know, I don't think a Thanksgiving turkey is supposed to come out this way. 'Just add water,' my ass..." —ewhac |
| A bake sale might not have been the best way to raise funds for "Everybody Gets An Award" Day. —smj |
| Dorthy knew after his death that the Tin Man would have wanted it this way. —Lloyd |
| But every once in a while, Edna cleaned out her IUD. —anon |
| "I don't know... I guess I thought conjuring a homunculus from graveyard dust and bodily fluids would be more, well, fulfilling." —Dubious Merit |
| "And for my next, trick, I'll pull a rabbit out of this... um... uh-oh." —me_tew |
| Other kids looked forward to licking the batter out of the pan. For Monica's kids, it was a form of punishment. —me_tew |
| Marta finally creates something whiter and pastier than her face. —Torc. |
| "Well this is the last fucking time I try a guacamole recipe from the internet." —Torc. |
| Edna discovers that "Cake" and "Death" are not mutually exclusive concepts. —Jack of None (Salvage?) |
| It has been my experience that evil experiments have a higher success rate if you do them in a proper mad scientist's lab than on the table of your mom's old dinette set. —Entogal |
| Unwilling to lose one of their best customers to Weight Watchers, the Hershey corporation shells Roseanne's house using artillery packed with a creamy nougat filling. —Rasputin |
