Proof that there is something more tragic than air guitar. —The_Vixen  |
| "Allright ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to slow things down for a moment, with a little song I like to call yIh' ghupbogh be' qan!." —King Catherine the Transvestite |
| American Idol captions, form a line over there. —Bill Fortier |
| When you buy a Klingon head appliance, insist on one made from Astro Dweeb (tm) brand Pasty White Geek Flesh colored latex! —Stefan Jones |
| Ten thousand quatloos on the janitor! —Frenzy O'Dikplay |
| K'Marl'Topfh's Guitar Lessons 101: Today is a good day to die! —mauve |
| The "Creationism vs. Evolution" debate takes an abrupt left turn during 4th period science class. —Westur the Unspeakable |
| "And now, I'd like to sing a little number entitled 'The I Do Not Live In My Parents' Basement So Shut The Fuck Up Girly-Man Blues'..." —Nyder |
| It's official: Madonna has lost touch with her public. —Nyder |
| You can never fully appreciate Yanni unitl you've heard him in the original Klingon. —El Caballero |
| The sad thing is he thought that noone would DARE heckle a Klingon. —Lloyd |
| Eeeef ya wan' my bat'leth, annd you thank Ah'm sexhy..... —Pastor of Muppets |
| Funny, I don't remember a rank in the Klingon army called, Hello, my name is.... —Pastor of Muppets |
| Chaka, when the TV fell. —Ahumado |
| A male half-human half-Klingon armed with a bizarre musical instrument and a shoulder-mounted television cannon. Jesus, I'm never roleplaying with you guys again. —James Howard |
| "Actually, yes, I AM an AS/400 administrator during the day. Why?" —Tillman |
| ... and you're once, twice, three tiiiiimes a SpKlrghwah —someotherguy |
| 10 years later, for better or for worse, not one person who was in Mr. Heywood's Health Class that day had ever smoked, done drugs, or contracted an STD. —ewhac |
| mupwI' yI'uchtaH! ... a deer, a female deer ... nuqDaq 'oH Qe' QaQ'e' ... a drop of golden sun ... —Rasputin |
| Even the runaway growth of the brain tumor couldn't stop Gene Simmons' desperate efforts to resurrect his glory days. —Rasputin |
| Enough years of headbanging, you build up quite a callous! —Rasputin |
| Pleasedontletthisbeaporno pleasedontletthisbeaporno pleasedontletthisbeaporno —Pastor of Muppets |
| Scared Cool: the absolute last resort for desperate parents of total nerds. —AliasN |
| Each sentient species, despite their culture and history, has their own version of Tiny Tim. —R. Jakobi |
| "Now I want the left side of the audience to start going 'Bar'kt! Bar'kt! Bar'kt! Bar'kt!' and then the second side to join in with the chorus of 'Bth'ach doo ghr'inn, Bth'ach doo ghr'onn...' then the third just sound like your hocking up a loogie. One, two..." —R. Jakobi |
| It was when Mr. Finkle busted into the classroom sporting a lightsaber and bongo drums that things REALLY got weird.... —The Mattwolf |
| This is Gerald. You know him as 16/f/home alone —TAF |
| "From Hatred's Heart, I solo at thee." —FRENZZZZZZZYYYYY!!!! |
| It was not until the raw footage of the latest episodes was shown that the real reason Enterprise was cancelled became apparent. —Nyder |
| Australian, English, Japanese, French, German and KiSwahili for 'tard. —Nyder |
| Aboard the battle cruiser Conference Room B, tlha'a engages the enemy. —haem |
| Man alive, I thought Scottie went to hell in a hand basket towards the end, but Sweet Georgia Brown, the years have not been kind to Michael Dorn. —dALY |
| "This next one is a very personal one. 'I Traveled 20 Parsecs For You (and all I got was a plate of cold gagh)'." —GeniusLoci |
| Problem: Jack Black has just signed the contract for School of Rock II when he realizes he's already obligated to the newest Star Trek movie. Solution: .... —phil |
| Some tsunami relief benefits were less successful than others. —phil |
| K'Tang blushed in embarrisment when he realized that instead of a Bat'leth sword, he had actually grabbed his Ban'Jo —Mr. ? |
| Sex Ed Lesson #5: Why not to. Also incorporating #6: How not to. —Catcom |
| Due to lack of funding, Baltimore schools now have a Klingon motivational trainer instead of a guidance councellor. —anon |
| Has anyone else suddnely realized that Leth's pictures usually a) contain some kind of sci-fi/ fantasy theme to them; and b) could possibly be used as blackmail photos? —k.a (sorry Leth, but it is the truth) |
| Klingon Polka is the new Romulan Rap. —mauve |
| When Klingons play ukulele, they play ukulele with honor. —zwit |
| "Bring your dad to school day" was certainly interesting that year. —mauve |
| "..and I'd like to dedicate this next one to Toni Tenille, may she rot in hell for breaking up our act." —Stan Xhiao |
| "Hello, Route 17 Howard Johnson's in Paramus, New Jersey! How ya doin' tonight?" —Stan Xhiao |
| "And now, Janis Ian's At Seventeen as seen through the eyes of a troubled and sensitive Klingon boy." —Stan Xhiao |
| "For this next number - Paul go ahead and fire up the monitor. - I'll need someone to assist me with this colonoscope." —Ahumado |
