"Taste the rainbow, baby!" —Pandemic  |
| Before the Kiss: "Kissing a black man will surely win votes in the South!" After the kiss: "DAMN IT!!" —TAF |
| "Yes, Kwame, I *do* realize you're trying to help, but I just think it's inappropriate for me to 'Shout out to all the playas and hos' at a National Convention. Would you settle for an 'aaaight!' and we can move on?" —subdude |
| The things you gotta do to bring the voters back in from Ohio —sanDiego |
| While it didn't carry the profundity of Bush being interrupted at the pre-school, the moment when John Kerry first heard about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's divorce would always be memorable. —Gorilla Librarian |
| John is pleasantly surprised at the size and strength of the minority poll. —Torc. |
| Just keep smiling... the vampire voting demographic is a crucial one.... he promised it wouldn't hurt... —Bosch |
| Did I say Viet Nam? I meant to say that I served time in San Quentin with. Um. Reggie here. —sxot |
| Sensing she can get a two-for-one, Miko starts focusing chi into her fist for a nut-punch to end all nut-punches. —Rasputin |
| If you know of a faster way to exchange long protein strings, I'd like to hear it! —Mr. ? (props to the Simpsons) |
| "Sir, the photographers are wondering if you have a grin that's less of a hideous rictus. For the brochure." —Dubious Merit |
| He might've eked out just enough red state votes to win if it hadn't been for that indiscreet slow dance with a Secret Service agent. —Rasputin |
| "Dude, I'm all for the gay marriage thing, and all for the integration thing, but if you start to sing Ebony and Ivory again, I will break your fucking neck, understand?" —Nyder |
| Republican candidates kiss babies. Democrats go that extra mile. —Nyder |
| "Look, mister, and I mean this in a nice, liberal, tolerant sort of way, if you don't get your hand off my ass I'll ram you so far up George Bush's butt you'll be able to see Donald Rumsfeld. OK?" —Nyder |
| What you see is an expression of tolerance and liberalism by a pair of Democrats. What you don't see is Daddy holding the shotgun. —Nyder |
| This picture is locked, and will not accept any more gay marriage captions. —Nyder |
| Sensing that the rally is about to take a very different turn, Shou Yuing seizes her last opportunity to ask a question about discretionary spending. —haem |
