It's always encouraging to a music student to get a glimpse of their future, and maybe give it a quarter. —Torc.  |
| And you thought they'd try something less persuasive to get you out before the 12:00 checkout. —artastrophe |
| Brad listened to the sweet, poignant sound of the violin, the chords touching his very soul. Then he beat up the old man and stole his pension money. —Nyder |
| Repeated warnings from his doctor didn't stop Jack from fiddling with his goiter. —Under an Assumed Name |
| The devil came down from apartment 5 he was looking for some tea to borrow. —anon |
| Dr. Frankenstien and Igor lure the monster into cleverly devised fraternity hazing . . . —Evil Willow |
| He followed me home from that Italian restaurant. Can we keep him? —rudy |
| "Now, just hold it right there, missy! Without tradition, our lives would be as uncertain as a fiddler in the hall!" —Weasel |
| "'TEMPeratures rise inside my sugar walls...' By the way, welcome to hell, gentlemen... 'There's a PLACE...'" —Midrax |
| One is a laid-back law student on the fast track to success. The Other is an omnipotent being constantly trying to drive the world into a cesspool of depravity and chaos. Watch the fun on The Devil Came Down to Georgetown, next season on CBS! —Riff |
| Mozart's Rondello for Upside-Down Bow and Nose Whistle is a challenging but rewarding piece. —Lore Sjöberg |
| Far from the Kentucky hills it is normally associated with, the "high lonesome" sound of Bluegrass actually originated in the hall on the fifth floor of Shady Park Arms Apartments. —Under an Assumed Name |
| All the best stalkers come with live music. —Weasel |
| "Yeah, 'longer to burn,' that's a good one. No, the real difference between a violin and a viola is it'll take an extra surgeon to remove the bow from your ass." —Torc. |
| Jeff could tell already that Professor Wyman wasn't going to buy his excuse. —Torc. |
| "Grandpa, you've never even been down to Georgia. Do I have to have the nurses reduce your dosage again?" —dALY |
| Bad: Elevator music. Worse: Live elevator music. —me_tew |
| "He's coming, Larry. Play, 'It's Raining Men,' like you've never played it before. If he says, 'yes,' there's an extra fiver in it for you." —dALY |
| Meanwhile, 20 miles away, the second violinist for the St. Louis Orchestra wonders where the machine gun came from. —Riff |
| "To enter this room, you must correctly.... name that tune! —Zach the Conqueror |
| Devil Went Down to the Holiday Inn. —Entogal |
| Look! It's a Fiddler On Vermouth! —deadcoil (curse you, Nyder, my arch-nemesis!) |
| Lovely, but can you play "Far, Far Away?" or "Somewhere Else"? —sxot |
| "Say it! Say my Vivaldi is sublime! No one gets in the bathroom until you compliment my Vivaldi!" —Rasputin |
| "How many ways can you exit this place / In case that this place catches fire? / And thick smoke affects it, your path to the exit / While crackling flames scrabble higher / And how, just by chance, do you keep it in your pants / While I fill you with burning desire? / The answer, you whore, is posted on this door / The answer is posted on this door." —Rasputin |
