IADL #102
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 Hey.....check out the big brain on Brad! --Don Spudleone
  I better keep quiet. I'm not fluent in Ebonics yet. --phonsux
 Hey! Check out the little antenna on his head! --Doc Evil
 This dudes' HAIRLINE is makin' a BEE-LINE for his BE-HIND! --Doc Evil
 Dammit, I thought I turned the frames off! --alanon
 Scientists all over the world reacted in shock when the Missing Link showed up, of all places, on a Web page frequented by bored college students. --Thomas Wilde
 Oh yeah! That chick digs me, but then I am wearing my ascot. --Bone Daddy Jug
 I don't care if I am an adult, that bad Mr. Doctor-Man can't make me take my medicine! --clog
 Must...find...Prozac! --Big ol' Bob
 ...I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!... --Big ol' Bob
 Would you look at that? The big boy thought he was too old to wear diappers! Well, that doody in his trousers tells us otherwise! --Don Spudleone
  Heh-heh-heh... I'm really wearin' MENS underwear...And NOBODY CAN TELL!!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaahhhh!! I'm a naughty boy! Hah! NAUGHTY-NAUGHTY-NAUGHTY...! --Doc Evil
 When Jay Leno needs a hairpiece, he decides to visit Letterman's wig store in Manhattan ... --Riff
 Traped underground for five days, Jim resorts to devouring his own lips to survive. --Riff
 Dang, the only empty seat was next to this homeless guy. Well, maybe if I can hold my breath a little longer ... --Riff
 I'll wait just five more minutes, and then dammit, I'm gonna try knocking on the bathroom door! That'll show 'em! --Riff
 Superchin glances about himself in paranoia, knowing that without his glasses, his secret identity may be revealed! --Riff
 Hit of meth number nine, on the go , doin' fine! --Thomas Wilde
 Jason Alexander is the Fugitive! --Thomas Wilde
 Don't laugh. After seventeen double espressos, you wouldn't be able to blink either. --Thomas Wilde
 Kibbles & Bits! Kibbles & Bits! I gotta get me some Kibbles & Bits! --Doc Evil
 "I can't believe she yelled at me...I didn't even see the 'priority seating' sign...must not let rest of train see me cry..." --Jim Ellwanger
 There's a serial killer if I ever saw one. --Bippy
 The early, hold-your-breath version of level 4 biocontainment was deemed a complete failure. --The Sandman
 John Cleese's little brother, Flip, demonstrates his failed "Silly Bowel Movement" sketch. --Lurch
 Nuh-uh, you can't trick me to stick my tongue to the frozen pole again! --Don Spudleone
 My mommy told me never to talk to strange cameramen. --Don Spudleone
 Urrrrrggggg !!! Photo bad! Mongo hate photo!! --Don Spudleone
 Dammit, give me back my condoms, you freak! Spit 'em out, I said! --Don Spudleone
 I am NOT going bald. I am NOT going bald. I am NOT going bald... --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 Junior steadfastly blocked the door and refused to let anyone out until they played the "Three Billy Goats Gruff" with him. --anon
 Come on, Jesse, show us where the naked man touched you..... --Don Spudleone

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