IADL #103
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 Fuckin' Olestra! Uuuuhhhhhh...Oh dear God... --Doc Evil
 Ahhh... Just a few minutes on the ol' thunderbucket... --Doc Evil
 Awwrriiiiight! The " Happy-Go-Pukey "! My favorite ride! --Doc Evil
 Ohmigod. There's a man on the wing of this train!!! --alanon
 Freddie "Pancake" Deverone learned the hard way why train robberies are a thing of the past. --Greg J
 Hol on! Come back! You forgot to take a copy of the Watchtower! --alanon
 Sitting in the innnovative subway toilet with a window, Tom Cruise really hoped the paparazzi were nowhere about. --anon
 Help! Somebody help me! My damned body got away again! --clog
 Does this remind anyone else of that " Peanuts " motorcross special where Charlie Brown get put in the dog kennel and Snoopy gets put in the hospital? --Doc Evil
 In the final cut of Mission: Impossible, it was decided it'd be more exciting to have Tom Cruise riding on top of the train. --Riff
 Greetings, Mr. Bond. I trust your little trip in the steel cabin was comfortable? Hehehehehe! --Riff
 Sorry, mister, but the sign says "Please don't feed the humans". --Riff
 Curiously, the trains to Auschwitz never stopped running. They're just not as crowded these days. --The Lawyer
 Like its relative the trap-door spider, the trap-door sociopath lunges out of its hiding place and captures unsuspecting businessmen. --Emil Blovin
 "This would be perfect for an ambush," Larry mused, little knowing his words were prophetic. --Thomas Wilde
 I will ignore the swirling logo...I will ignore the swirling logo...I will ignore the swirling logo...I will... --Doc Evil
 Jim! Jim! Don't go! --Greg J
 Umm...Stewardess? We seem to be flying a bit low... --Big ol' Bob
 "Why, there's a whole world out there!" --Jim Ellwanger
 Power agent Mike Ovitz makes his way to the little room where they store Matthew Broderick. --The Sandman
 Joe's head had had enough of this rut and decided to find another body to live on. --Don Spudleone
 Lance waits patiently as he is about to meet his Internet sex partner for the first time! --Don Spudleone
 This is the X-Files where Mulder is given the task to find out just how gum magically gets onto the bottom of seats. --Don Spudleone
 What the hell is that guy sitting in, a Tilt-a-Whirl? --Don Spudleone
 Brian woud always wonder what would've happened if he'd held the doors long enough for the handsome stranger to get on. --Riff
 When's Ricki Lake gonna let me out of the isolation booth so I can find out what the fuck is going on? --Powderd Toast Man
 When Joey awoke, he discovered that the train had whisked him away to another world. A world where magic worked! --Rev. Jason N Whitmore
 To his great dismay, Howard landed his Tardis on the "Planet of the Accountants." --The Most Rev.HolyOley
 Woodrow couldn't get enough of "Peek-a-boo" with passersby. --anon
 Sporting his new toupee, his eyes completely swallowed by his head, he sits alone in the freak show. --Der enthauptete Hanswurst

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