IADL #108
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 Don't laugh. For once, I'm performing a Mind Meld on someone I respect. --Dr Rep
 As if her breath weren't bad enough, she always has to sing that damn "Train Medley." Oh, no, not "Chattanooga Choo Choo" again! --Dr Rep
 Niles Crane and Hillary Clinton? Who'da thunk? --Doc Evil
 The phantom of the A-Train prepares for his unmasking. --The Sandman
 Well, If you remember I wanted to go to Paris, but no you just had to have an African riverboating vacation. Arg... I can't even look at it. That leach on your chin should be your punishment. --Truant
 I have a headache THIS big, and it's got Spinnwebe written all over it! --Doc Evil
 The bearded lady and the human pincushion share a tender moment. --Greg J
 Not quite as industrious as his brother, Stupidman's secret identity was created by covering his face with his hand. --Rev. Jason N Whitmore
 No, you're right, I don't notice your receeding hairline when you do those goofy things you do. --Don Spudleone
 You never brought this chronis-spontaneous-sleeping-disorder up BEFORE we were married... --ChoppingBlock
 Don't feel bad, everyone forgets to wear trousers every now and then. --The Most Rev.HolyOley
 You are getting very, very sleepy... very sleepy... You find this seat uncomfortable... very uncomfortable...You will find another... You will find another.... --Dr. KNob
 No, don't tell me... I'm getting a picture now...You're a... a woman, right? --Dr. KNob
 Actually, I think it is possible to use my own head as a bowling ball. --Larve
 ahh shit. here goes that goddamn story about heavy flow again. --anon
 OK, I'm thinking of a number between 34B and 38D. --anon
 Oy! ANOTHER castle. Europe is such a drag! --Sue Graver
 Don't just sit there gawking, woman! Get it the hell off of me before it devours my entire face! --Dopemunk
 Naked, screaming, and whirling a dead cat by the tail! These subway performers are just getting out of... say, isn't she your old girlfriend Ophelia ??? --not elsie
 If I count to ten the bad woman will go away........1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10........If I count to twenty the bad woman will go away..... --MFAP
 You're Jewish? Oh, Sophie, no. --The Lawyer
 I can't believe my John Bobbit joke went to the "Stupid" list. How can I show my face again? --alanon
 Face it lady, you've seen one solar eclipse, you've seen it all. I know I have. --Riff
 How many times do I have to telll you? I am not Tom Brokaw! --Riff
 Thanks for your concern, but I'm sure the eyeball will pop back into place with enough applied pressure. --Riff
 Lady, I'm not ignoring you! I'm ignoring the ass on the guy behind you! --Riff
 Mulder, do you have any proof that spacemen put that gum under your seat? --Scully
 You don't find me attractive? It's the goatee, isn't it? --Riff
 Dammit, why didn't you go before we left the house??? --Don Spudleone
 [as she shouts out loud]: CRABS??? You got crabs?! --Don Spudleone
 Okay, okay, so you got a big nose, but what are you so self-concious about? She's got a hole in her chin! --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 I'm sorry if it disgusts you, but I can't help it. This is a prescription leech. --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 Ummm... Alien, right? You're really good at charades. --His Imperial Majesty
 Well, it was your idea to do the porno video. Didn't you realize that people would recognize us? --His Imperial Majesty

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