IADL #112
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 Come fly the timid skies! --Don Spudleone
 ...the correct way to do this, as illustrated here, is to use a fresh bag, keep the mouth below visibility and try to keep your volume down. --Miss Manners
 A one headed seat? Sure, I've seen that. But a TWO headed seat? FREAKSHOW!! --Fizzy
 Steve and Andrew caught in the act of joining the Mile High Club. --Retard
 Azziz and Akbar swore silently. Once again, their terrorist plans had been foiled by their arch nemesis, Some Guy With A Camera... --Kurt S.
 Dang...These shopping mall rollercoaster simulators are scary! --Doc Evil
 Jerry Seinfeld and George Clooney hide from stalkerazzis... --Doc Evil
 The "Time Out" section proved to be a valuable aid in passenger discipline. --Coyote
 No no, Mister Bond - we are just two, ah, travelling salesman , yes ; just harmless fellow travelers like yourself... --not elsie
 "S'allright in there?" "S'allright." --Thomas Wilde
 Vito and Chooch wait for the right time to deliver a "message" from SpinnWebe's bookie. --Ngoc van Trimble
 After the success of the wildly popular Whack-a-Mole game, arcade manufacturers created a similar game that was destined for failure: Whack-a-Schmoe. --Big ol' Bob
 The change was gradual, so few people noticed that the nation's news anchors were slowly shrinking over time. --Big ol' Bob
 The competition was fierce when they held auditions for the role of the new neighbor on "Home Improvement". --SaukHawk
 "How did our clothes get all the way over there?" --anon
 "Hey, Ken -- do you feel like you're in a Terry Gilliam animation sequence? ...'cause I sure feel like I'm in a Terry Gilliam animation sequence..." --nice personality
 Kilroy and his brother were here. --Mark Lippert
 We see the elusive airplane baggage rats, as they timidly pose for our cameraman. --Don Spudleone
 Oh, isn't that cute? They're nervous about their first hijacking! Aaawwwwwwwwww....... --Don Spudleone
 Judging by the number of decapitated heads on this flight, I'd say this seating section is something cheaper than coach.... --Don Spudleone
 And we thank you for flying "Goodfellas Airline", with service nonstop to Brooklyn, Jersey City and Phlly! --Rev. Jason N Whitmore
 That's the last time I ask for another bag of peanuts. *sniff* --Don Spudleone
 Stewardess? Can I get different seats? These head cushions are giving me the willies. --Don Spudleone

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