IADL #114

 Fear not fair maiden...you shall have macaroni and cheese this day! --anon
 A scene from the Notorious B.I.G.'s unfinished Video, 'Big Poppa be Hongry' --azzazelo
 People would come from all around to see the architectural dismay that was the 7-11 in District 315 --Azazael
 Ahhh...This sceptered isle, this shoppered aisle, this kippered eel, this England... --Doc Evil
 Soon a scuffle ensued. As the participants were escorted away by police, all that remained was a crumpled, and bloodstained box of Shake-n-Bake. --Coyote
 Hurry, grab the Stovetop Stuffing. The turkey I put down my pants is starting to thaw! --Coyote
 "Beat it. This is our aisle." --Jim Ellwanger
 Ugh. Sign say, EAT SHOP. Lothar obey. Start with 'Hamburger Helper section. Argh. --Pastor of Muppets
 There it is! That's the stuff we ate last night that made us bloat ! --not elsie
 In the IADL, "meat shop" often takes on a new, twisted meaning... --Thomas Wilde
 Once a week, Jimmy took his little brother Ed out to visit the soup, much to the amusement of passers-by. --Big ol' Bob
 By GOD! It also comes in CHUNKY STYLE! --Big ol' Bob
 Meanwhile, deep beneath Gotham City, dirty work's afoot! --Dr Rep
 Gang initiations come in many forms. For example, this initiation into the Gomer Pyle chapter of the Crips involved shoplifting in front of the security camera. --The Lawyer
 C'mon guys! Grab the Colt 45 and go! We're due to meet the ladies at the opera in ten minutes and I don't want to miss the first aria! --Riff
 You take shots like this and yet you still expect to keep that precious new camera of yours? You're insane, SpinnWebe. Insane. --Riff
 A horrified crowd gathered, but it was too late. The Pillsbury Doughboy, poked once too many times, giggled a last giggle. --Big ol' Bob
 Tell me again...Which chips do I gotta buy to get the " Ghost of Obi-Wan " action figure? --Doc Evil
 So THAT'S how they cram all that graham! --Don Spudleone
 Aw man, they're gonna shoplift all the stuff we wanna shoplift! --Don Spudleone
 Personally, I think Quaker Oats are highly overrated, but this crowd would indicate otherwise.... --Don Spudleone