IADL #126
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 We're a wild and an untamed thing. We're a bee with a deadly sting... --His Imperial Majesty
 The line at the donut shop grew quickly when the public found out that they had a cheese danish that looked like Elvis. --The Most Rev. HolyOley
 Who do I have to blow for a loaf of bread in this country??? --ChoppingBlock
 There were so many people abducted in 1997 that very few were able to have their own isolation pod. --ChoppingBlock
 Welcome to the 1st level of Hell. You stand in line for half an eternity at a Bob Saget Fanfest. --Hives
 The tall man in the back waited. He took notes while he waited. He swore that when the notes were compiled and the reports sent out, there would never be another Orange Julius store in any mall in North America ever again... --Kurt S.
 "Damn, Joe, I didn't realize the new Air Jordans were this fuckin' popular!" --Kurt S.
 Awright maggots! Tighten up that line, let's go, let's go. C'mon, nuts to butts, make that man in front of you smile. --The Most Rev. HolyOley
 "Monty Python and the Search For the Holy End of the Line" --Zoop (Elmo)
 Man, the Seven Dwarfs do not age well...... --Don Spudleone
 People come runnin' for a good finger pullin' 'round these parts! --Don Spudleone
 Be very leary in this feared, forbidden place. The Mallrats Who Say "Ni!" await your coming at every turn! --Don Spudleone
 There's a " Star Wars: the Special Edition " gag here somewhere... --Doc Evil
 "Hey, you in the trench coat! Your chin's on fire!" --Wonko
 Desira realised that her alien identity was on the verge of being uncovered as her right leg started to dissolve --no12no
 Opening time at the world's most boring disco. --Skywise
 Everyone ALWAYS wants a piece of a crying baby at a mall. --Don Spudleone
 Excuse me, is this the line to kick Newt Gengrich's ass? --Evil Ed
 "One-two-three-KICK! One-two-three-KICK! One-two-three-KICK!" The bread lines in independent Russia continue to be long, but at least they're more fun than they were under the old regime. --Heath
 The boys, or the girls line? You decide. --anon
 The Evil Bulb *hated* the lines at Macy's, but what could he do? --hippie
 Communism hits Southern California! Film at eleven! --Riff
 Suddenly, the little black man has an idea! Direct deposit! --Riff
 Here we see the circle of hell reserved for DMV employees...you can't hear it but the muzak is playing that Don't worry, be happy song over and over and over. --tsquared
 Unfortunately, just at that moment a vagrant immigrant woman, woozy and disoriented from the pattern of the ceiling tiles, lost her balance, sending the entire queue toppling like a row of dominoes. By the time the whole mess was sorted out, the run of Cats had closed and left town. --Mutantdog
 Man, this better be one DAMN good hooker if the line is this long. --anon

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