IADL #13
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 "Yup. Sure am glad I have this cart so I roll this really heavy box of exlax out to my car." --Nethicus
 Earl likes to go to the store to show the ladies how he can push a cart without using his hands. --John Boy
 These days, crack houses are becoming more responsive to the needs of their customers. --Greg J
 As an endless source of entertainment, Earl would remove his colostomy bag, put it in a cart, and push it around the supermarket until a clerk would approach him and ask "Can I help you?" "Yes, young man," he would respond, "I forgot my wallet. Could you be so kind as to put that bag back on the shelf for me?" --Greg J
 I'm the strongest man in the world! --anon
 "Just act normal. Nobody will notice the bag is moving until they haul it up from the bottom of the lake in a few days, and by then he will have drowned. Just act natural..." --Magus
 It would have been much more convenient for Murph to take his new pet chicken for a walk if the damned thing had been leash-trained. --Jo Anne
 Garrett Morris would often cruise the local K-Mart, seeking opportunities to reminisce about the glory days of "Saturday Night Live." --Capt. phealy
 March 23, 2013: Bill Cosby buys the last box of Jello Pudding Pops. --Mister Sinister
 The way I see it, the cart is less expensive than a walker, and it doesn't make that annoying, "sreeeeek clap sreeeek clap" noise. --Kraken
 "Vroom! Vroom! Vroooooooom!" --SpinnWebe
 "Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks? Shaft! Right on!" (sigh) I miss the old days.... --The Lawyer
 Herman test drives a new model at Hal's Hot-Rods for the Homeless. --Jadie
 After three days of practice, Burt had gotten the hang of levitation but was still hesitant to let go of the shopping cart. --www.zed.com
 Earl could hardly contain his excitement, now that the new '97 models were in stock. --Capt. phealy
 Hey buddy, wanna drag? --anon
 Colin Powell reconsiders. --The Sandman
 I'm gonna break my foot off in the ass of the next son-of-a-Bitch who sez "Go. Go. GO Speed Racer". --Monk n Treb
 Come on down to Big Earl's Mobile Homes for the Homeless. Where I'll give you a free grab out of the mystery bag if you can beat my best deal. --Monk n Treb
 Ever since he changed his name to "unpronouncable symbol" Prince was never the same. --Monk n Treb
 No, Bob wasn't homeless; he wanted it just in case. --Larry Hastings
 Everyone knows that shopping carts are the babe magnets! --Cosmo
 Fred Sanford "Shops" for new inventory:...."Lamont! Hep me get this cart inta the truck befo the manager comes!" --kafka
 Captain Emeritus- South Los Angeles Roller Jet-Ski Team --anon
 100 bucks don't go as far as it used to! --anon
 This picture appears on page 23 of the book "Successful Career Opportunities for Philosophy Majors." --Greg J

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