IADL #150

 Sure, hexachlorophene detergents might lead to some minor mutagenic defects, but you do get whiter whites! --Mutantdog
 Matthew Perry in the middle of two girls? Isn't he the one that's supposed to come out of the closet any minute now? --phonsux
 Chicago archdiocese officials look on as white smoke billows from Sister Evangela's head, signifying that a new cardinal has been selected. --Big Bad Barbarian
 Doin' the butt... Girl in da shades gotta big ol' butt!... Doin' the butt... --Doc Evil
 "If you're limbless and you know it, clap your...oh, damn." --The Interrupting Cow
 Unfortunately for Billy-Bob and Cleophus, their Shaolin redneck training had left them unprepared for the girls' "bimbo style." --The Interrupting Cow
 Down with People performs its cover of Anarchy in the UK. --His Imperial Majesty
 < insert I Dream of Jeanie "boing" sound here > --Capt. Ion
 Get used to it. This is what it will be like when Wal-mart is the only place left in town to buy clothes. --mutantdog
 We must! We must! We must increase our bust! --The Most Rev. HolyOley
 Just another IADL standard: two nice looking girls, and three geeks looking over their shoulders. --phonsux
 In a pathetic bid for attention, Emily would often perform Flamenco dance maneuvers directly through other people's conversations. --DoomTrout
 Eunice and Barbra had hoped that no one would notice that their double-headed dildo was stuck. No such luck.... --The Lawyer
 Welcome to Sprockets. We are here to dance. --Don Spudleone
 Well, it's a well-known fact that the world is run by the five wealthiest people in the world known as The Pentavarite, who meet triannually at a place called The Meadows. --Don Spudleone
 I see the convention of ButtMasters and Gut-B-Gones is in full-swing.... --Don Spudleone
 This is one Mentos commercial gone horribly awry.... --Don Spudleone
 Guts n' butts!!! --Doc Evil
 Tacky in khaki. --Doc Evil
 Generic tourists. --Doc Evil
 In Greece, it's 'pull my elbow'. --Heath
 Mormon missionaries limber up before a tough day of harassing. --Skywise
 Here we see the Yuppie Commandos, resplendent in their uniforms of white shirts and khaki shorts. --Emil Blovin
 Watch out! They're merging into some kind of...UberAss! --The decapitated neck
 You know, I liked that Rolling Stones video the first time I saw it, but now... --Shifter
 Out of habit Darla crosses her arms, forgetting about her recent breast reduction surgery. --Shifter
 Conjoined biracial triplets and the men who watch them attempt to walk...next time on Geraldo. --Tortelvis Grenkle
 Sistah Mayonaisse's video for White Man's Burden was quickly scrapped. --Bill
 Up With People attempts to rip off the Beatles. On the street below, the assembled crowd of over 4 people had to be dispersed with polite warnings. --Bill
 Yeah, here ya go IADL, breasts! Is that what you want!? --Bill
 Shots for DFC: The Movie would often take hours to set up, as the director obsessed over getting the authentic "one-woman-one-breast" perspective. --Bill
 But despite pleas from neighbors and relatives, the cult of Wham! fans refused to "go home." --Bill
 Olga and Daria would start Russian step dancing at the drop of hat. --Anonywuss
 Onlookers watch in awe as Dr. Nick Riviera performs a difficult and dangerous siamese twin separation with only a ball-point pen and his teeth. --Steevie
 Halftime at the "sleeves vs. skins" game. --Lurch