IADL #158
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 I wonder what kind of candy I'd get if I put some change into her.... (badda bing!) --Don Spudleone
 Teenage undead....all they want is candy, sugar, and more candy! Can't they just eat the living like the rest of us??? --Don Spudleone
 Gettin' glass eyes isn't as easy a procedure as one might think..... --Don Spudleone
 Rainy-day activities #47: Take acid and stare at a vending machine for six hours. --His Imperial Majesty
 When she saw the bright light signally the nuclear blast, Mary decided to get the M&M's after all. --Rev. Jason N Whitmore
 Oooohhh...I just love the feeling of cold plexiglass and cheap metal against my skin... --The Simian
 "I know superglue's in the Difficult Zone, but I swear I'm stuck!!" --Heath
 No! Don't do it! Those X-men stickers are worthless! Laser 3-D pics are just a scam! Get away! Shoo! --phonsux
 Fuck! Where's the damn "roofies" machine? --Riff
 "Forgive me gumball machine, for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last confection..." --Lance Hall
 She may not look like much, but she'll make point five past... What? It's been done?!?! --Shecky Solo
 A patient undergoing sex therapy takes her frustrations to an extreme. --Wildman
 Susie REALLY gets turned on by gumballs... --Moe The Maneater
 So what Do you get when you cross Tom Servo with a Dalek? --ChAoS
 Lets see....ribbed...reservoir tip.....flavored....extra big.....decisions, decisions ,decisions . --Waldo
 I got more balls than I know what to do with...[rim shot] --Colin
 Grabor waited for his victim, silently cursing Blacos for making his disguise grossly out of proportion. --TBone's House O' Screamin' Weasels!!
 The genie of the gumball machine silently waited for the quarters that would set him free. --TBone's House O' Screamin' Weasels!!
 "gum, gum, candy,gum,trinkets,gum..." Wanda slowly came to the realization that she would have to sneak into the men's room again to obtain her 'date supplies'. --anon
 Wisely, funding was quickly discontinued for UPenn's "CANDIAC" prototype. --anon
 Jenny twisted her hips provocatively, but the Dalek remained impassive. --Emil Blovin
 Hey! Is that a pair of dentures in there? --Python
 Agent X watched anxiously from the gumball machine as the Russian spy deliberated over the Chiclets. Both were unaware of Agent Q, who was getting an eyeful from his concealment in the Milk Duds. --anon
 What? Is she goin' for some kind of body mold/imprint sticker? --phonsux
 Gee, thought Lydia, where's a fat guy on a bicycle when you need one? --DieLifeDie
 "Most street urchins today aren't given the proper skills they need to survive. Like this poor soul trying to beg for money from a gumball machine." --DieLifeDie

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