IADL #162
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 Following the controversial "not guilty" verdict, the Captain fulfilled his vow to wander the streets, looking for the one-armed killer of Teneil --Bill
 "Let's see, so we each paid $9, and the bellboy kept $2, that makes $29, waitaminnit, where's the other dollar...?" --Heath
 Ted Kennedy: a good senator, but a bad date. --tk421
 Harry was mezmerized by the hyperintelligent levitating french fry. "Now I have my first slave.", thought the fry. "I wish I had some catsup...", thought Harry. --Big Jim
 Ach... No moore " Star Trek " movies means th' end of muh career, Keptain! --Doc Evil
 Is this guy Bartles or James? --Doc Evil
 Boarding time for the 12:50 Fogey Express to Chicago. --Shifter
 After Mr. Roger's Neighborhood downsized, Speedy Delivery Man spent his days wandering the streets: unemployed, drunk, and depressed... --nice personality
 Can anyone think of a caption that has nothing to do with The Skipper? --DieLifeDie
 In a rare reversal of the laws of physics these stripes aren't slimming. --DieLifeDie
 Wanda, Alice, and Maybel could't escape Ted's gravitational pull. --DieLifeDie
 Of course I got the stuff. I'm the Skipper, right little buddy? --Caine
 Darth Vader tries to "blend in". --Anonywuss
 For some reason Zorba the MidWesterner never caught on. --Anonywuss
 "Here we see a very rare picture of Archie Bunker in his natural habitat. By the look on his face, he is very hungry." --almost cool
 Only two seconds after snapping this picture, the photographer died from the deadly moire' pattern being radiated from the mans shirt. --almost cool
 Dave Thomas, after sampling his new "Spicy Grilled Peyote Chicken Sandwich". --Low Fat Banana Studmuffin
 No, I ain't got no colostomy bag! Why? Where the hell am I? --alanon
 When Ska went mainstream, Larry was shocked to find that he was suddenly fashionable. --His Imperial Majesty
 Not nearly as successful as "Gilligan's Island," the spinoff, "Skipper's Plaza" only lasted one season. --Rev. Jason N Whitmore
 You wanna do WHAT to me....for HOW MUCH?????? --Noonan68
 Homer Jenkins was this years winner in the 15th annual dress like a building contest. --Waldo
 Bond....James Bond. --Waldo
 Marge, does this hat make me look fat? --anon
 Watch the new comedy "Seig Heil" with Fritz the Aging Nazi every Wednesday on Must-See-TV! --Colin
 Bystanders could only stare as Wally stomped around making "chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo" noises. --Colin
 The Leatherman from Village People still gives impromptu concerts outside his home in Decatur, Illinois. --SomeDumbGuy
 "That's it..." thought Earl. "If another one of them damn IADLer's calls me The Skipper, I'll kneecap the bastard!" --TBone's House O' Screamin' Weasels!!
 Aw, who am I kidding? Quaker Oats are shit! --Lee Harvey Press On Nails
 Lists his gout as a dependent. --Lee Harvey Press On Nails
 Just dropping his wife off at the Latent Lesbian Festival --Lee Harvey Press On Nails
 "Dum-de-dum...who's the whitey, dumb and thick, who's a sex machine to all the chicks?" --The Interrupting Cow
 When coronary blockages attack! --Skywise

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