IADL #195
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 God-Damn, Spinnwebe, where the hell do you live?!? --anon
 "Frog blast the vent core!" --nice personality plays too much Marathon
 Earl will search for 27 more years for a 50 foot refrigerator in which he will live... --Evil Ed
 Little did Derek suspect that he would soon be crushed by the toppling.. ahhh fuck it... Look! He's dressed in plastic fercrissake! What a goofy lookin' guy! --Original Thinker
 I guess it would be safe to officially call her a "bag lady". --Don Spudleone
 No matter how good the marketing may be, wearing a full-body condom in public just doesn't look fashionable. --Don Spudleone
 That shopping cart was a ball and chain. I need to be more mobile. Spontaneous. Free. --ChoppingBlock
 Little Black Walking in the Hood, wearing sheep's clothing, took Grandma's shopping bag and went back into the forest. --witheld (for political correctness)
  TRASHBAG MAN! This fall on FOX. --Tortelvis Grenkle
 I guess here's proof: Black guys do need bigger condoms. --phonsux
 "Wood burning stove, garden space, located close to shops. Gee, how much does this place cost?" --DieLifeDie
 Garbage in, garbage out. --anon
 Timothy felt himself being drawn into a black hole and realized that once again, he was morphing into a giant sandwich bag. --Shark Wheel
 "Ladies go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man..." --Shark Wheel
 "Let's see... Maxi pad on head? Check! Plastic bag on torso? Check! Diaper bag in hand? Check! Well, looks like I'm all ready for my NEA grant interview!" --Shark Wheel
 As Cheryl left the runway, she wondered if Paris fashion designers had gone just a bit too far this time. --Emil Blovin
 Dawn's tragic life was ended mercifully by the Giant Crushing Finger o' Doom. --Emil Blovin
 Despite being wrapped in plastic, I doubt it has been sanitized for my protection. --Emil Blovin
 I guess John Lydon didn't want his picture taken. --His Imperial Majesty
 Fear not! I, Bubble-Wrap Man, shall save the day! --His Imperial Majesty
 RuPaul: The Lost Years --Skywise
 Distracted by the annoying rustle of his plastic poncho, Jimbo never even noticed the spaceship until he was strapped to a metal slab with a plethora of tubes protruding from his eyeballs. --anon
 Fashions haven't been the same since we lost Versace. --Waldo
 Protected by the Sacred Saran Wrap of Jerusalem, Anthony thinks he will be impervious to being crushed by the thumb of God. Anthony is wrong. --TBone's House O' Protective Film!!
 "Man, of all the cool places I could haunt, I get assigned the Galleria. Fuck this ghost shit." --The Interrupting Cow
 NO NO NO! You do NOT wear white socks with black shoes! Even if they are on your head! He's an "Autumn," for crying out loud! --Pastor of Muppets
 Well, his outfit can't be any worse than the 70's disco crap kids wear nowadays. --Pastor of Muppets (fuck disco, fuck the 70's, fuck fashion slaves)
 What most IADL men should be required to wear, by law. Especially the shirtless, bloated ones. --Pastor of Muppets
 This guy worries about pigeons waaay too much. --not elsie
 Thanks to the Power of Mentos, Susan was able to remain unobserved as she went about her daily task of bringing good cheer to all the little pixies. --who said that?
 Wrapped up in her plastic bag as she was, Louise never heard the odd British fellows introducing the program, nor did she see the giant foot until it was too late --sINad and nonentity are friends
 Zarg's first attempt to "blend in" with the native Earth population was less than successful. --Geoduck
 In the end, it wasn't the germs that killed Ken. He was later found asphyxiated by his protective plastic hat. --BretttMaverick
 Kenneth Streeb-Wheebling, .07 seconds before the 20 foot dickslapping of a lifetime... --BretttMaverick
 The irony is that Princess Dianna paid $200,000 last week for the very same outfit. --Ed the Draconian Boss
 After five or six years, the novelty had worn off, the movie contracts had dried up, and even the sitcom was replaced by re-runs of Magnum P.I.. Once the toast of the tabloid set, Bigfoot was reduces to "moonwalking" for spare change. --Ed the Draconian Boss
 ...but his friends call him "Russle". --Ed the Draconian Boss
 Fine. But is it art? --Ed the Draconian Boss
 Is she wearing a bag? Is she carrying a bag? She's doing BOTH! Thanks to the magic of Bag-O-Matic! --Skywise
 I am a normal person I am a normal person I am a normal person I am a normal person... --The decapitated Weinberg
 Maybe this idea to scare people away from my smuggling ring by dressing as the Plastic Phantom wasn't such a hot idea after all. But I really wasn't expecting these meddling kids. --alanon

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