IADL #196
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 "Promise me that when Billy touches you there again, you're going to kick him in the nads." --- Johnny Raz
 "So do you understand? Please? Can you wait until next birthday to turn your first trick?" --Bucky
 "Do you want to fall over dead like your sister here? No? Then eat your peas." --Bucky
 Although Jennie felt bad at first, pushing Prozac on the lucrative 5-9 year-old market soon became too tempting to resist. --Bucky
 ...you've had it long enough, stop Bogarting! --R.J.M.
 "No, honey. God doesn't like little dark haired girls. Heaven is for blonde haired girls like Jon-Bonet, Marylin Monroe and Barbie." --phonsux
 I know you'll miss us, but just think, you're free now! --alanon
 God killed your puppy 'cause he got mad when you didn't eat your broccoli. --The Hawg Ridin' Fool
 "It's quite simple, really. We find 4 other girls who look like you, and with a little bit of voice and dance lessons, MENUDO CHICAS becomes the biggest group in history!" --tv's Spatch
 "Did I say you could take that finger out of your nose? -You damn well better keep it there this time too, my little Monchichi!" --Shifter
 Tammy, can you hear me? --Riff
 "...and that's why Fido gave his life so that we might eat. OK? Now hand over Fluffy." --Stealth
 Piss off Ma, I ain't in th' mood for yer damn macrame! --Doc Evil
 Their comes a time in the life of every Aztec mother when she must decide which of her children she takes to the top of the temple and sacrifice their heart to Huitzilopochtli. --ChAoS
 <sigh>  Here come the 'Roseanne tells Darlene all about puberty' captions. Next slide, please. --Heath
 "...and if you don't stop picking on your sister, I'm gonna drag ya to the basement and get JonBenet on your ass!" --Casey Jones
 Those who witnessed the gang shooting of Chuck E. Cheese required special counseling. --ChoppingBlock
 "If you don't behave, Mister Pliers is going to pay you a visit tonight." --The Interrupting Cow
 "No, really, you can never be _too young_ for Dianetics!" --The Interrupting Cow
 "Come on...come on...need a seven here...baby needs a new pair of shoes..." --The Interrupting Cow
 "Do you dream of being sold into slavery? Sure, we all do!!" --DieLifeDie
 Sho-ulder. Sh-ou-l-der. C'mon say it! Say it! What is it? SHOULDER! S-H-O-U-L-D-E-R!! --Jinx
 The hunchbacked girl tried to join in the conversation, but was studiously ignored. --DieLifeDie
 Lucy Lawless in Three Warrior Princesses & A Little Lady --Colin
 One more comment like that, and you'll get more than a sore lip, bitch. --BretttMaverick
 Okay, lippy, now that you've shut up, let's recap the rules. 1. You are my bitches. 2. Any money you make, is mine. 3. Where's my money, bitch? --BretttMaverick
 Now you spun the bottle, and it's pointed at me...I didn't make up the rules, I just abide by them. --R.J.M.
 Lolita was tired of her mother giving her the cold shoulder. --alanon
 "And those are just a few of the many reasons why God hates you, dear" --mutantdog

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