IADL #197
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 After a thimbleful of SpinnWebe, this could be anyone. --Don Spudleone
 "... you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock, just don't take it out in public or they'll throw you in the dock, and you won't-come-back." --anon
 "If I didn't have to pay off that damn student loan...." --Jenn Dolari
 Five more seconds and I release this velvet bag full of dog excrement over the mayor's head! --Riff
 Ah - what a glorious duty it is to be the village idiot! --Riff
 Hmmm... How many times can I get away with " Snickersnag! Danglespit! " captions? --Doc Evil
 I can see my small thatched hut from here! Woo-Hoo! --Doc Evil
 Top 'o the barn, Ma!!! --Doc Evil
 The Hunchback of Little Crappily Built Hovel never really made the money of previous Disney 'interpretations." --Skywise
 Damn. Where're the rotten tomatoes when some asshole desperately needs to be hit with one? --phonsux
 "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..." --anon
 Dibs! I call dibs on the Hhooockh! Ptui! caption! --Doc Evil
 On the set of "Ace Ventura Goes to RenFaire." --Geoduck
 From his perch high over the street, Larry enjoyed watching all the dweebs and weirdos. --Geoduck
 Huhuhuhuh....morning wood! Heheheh hehehe .... --Moe The Maneater
 TIP: When planning to jump off of any tall surface consider your obstacles. --ChoppingBlock
 Methinks someone hath been dipping into Ye Olde Prozacke again... --The Interrupting Cow
 Madame Tusseauds' "Wax Dorks Through The Ages" exhibit was not their biggest success... --The Interrupting Cow
 ...This is your brain on Ren Faires. Any questions? --DieLifeDie
 The girls have gotta like me now, Jack thought. They can't smell me from up here. --DieLifeDie
 "Wow, all the people look like slightly smaller people from up here." --DieLifeDie
 Ahh, daylight! Hee hee hee! I can see the outside world at last! --Naqvi
 He wishes. --Evil Ed
 Just moments earlier Enriche was dancing with catlike grace upon the thin beam above the tavern, Now he winced with pain as his genitals were smashed with a great force. --almost cool
 As an extra attraction, Errol Flynn was exhumed, stuffed, and mounted over the tavern door. --BretttMaverick
 Roger wasn't sure why but he really enjoyed sitting on the rough, splintery, unfinished wood of the signpost outside his window. --I'm with Stoopid (Huzzah!)
 Hmmm...I think I'll snake out Ye Olde Dick and whiz on yonder fair maiden's head. --agm

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