IADL #228
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 New ticket booth for sale (includes a free "Boring old sod" while stocks last) --AquaBlue
 "Where to go? What to do? How to bet? How the hell should I know, lady? I just sell Jehovah's witness tracts here, maam." --RipperJak
 Do you think that's kinda tacky to put that in front of Buckingham Palace? --RipperJak
 Holy cow, they are right! Nail Dr. Kevorkian's head to a banana in pajamas and you do get cross-generational appeal! --Shifter
 This is by far the worst public restroom stall I have ever been in! --Magus
 "Where to go? Anywhere is better'n than this hell hole! It's boring as fuck! You're welcome." --Tillman
 "Keep quiet, Billy, do you want someone to see what you're doing down there?" --Apeman
 Bob's older, smarter and more fortunate cousin worked at MTV in the much-coveted "Who To Listen To, What To Wear, How To Style Your Hair" department. --tv's Bitter Youth Spatch
 The fastest land mammal is the cheetah. -- Next? --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 ... What to do. Dung to buy. --NME
 This way for the Frank Lloyd Wright outhouses! --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 Yo, everybody! Come get yer' free cup o' sperm! All natural, for only 50 cents!... Hey, where are ya' goin'? Come back! --Magus
 John was quickly fired for constantly asking the question "What do I do?" with "Me". --macb3th
 Steve slowly wasted away due to thirst and starvation... oh, if only the booth had a door... --macb3th
 Penniless and destitute after sinking his fortune into Netscape, Ross Perot attempts to rebuild the United We Stand party in a Duluth shopping mall, only to be drowned out by the Debbie Gibson comeback tour. --Pithecanthropus
 For 25 years, Ernie has dreamed of escape. Too bad he never had the presence of mind to simply turn around. --Stealth
 Microsoft help line! We'll tell you where to go today, and how to do it! --Ratman
 I don't know what's more sad -- the fact that I know this is Arlington Ractrack or that fact that SpinnWebe's takin' pictures instead of gambling. Doesn't that place have people to break the legs of people who don't go there to gamble? --Don Spudleone
 Where to go. What to do. How is Pat? --Marlboro
 I'll tell you what to do. GO TO HELL!! THAT'S WHAT TO DO! --RipperJak
 "Boy, this job will be lots more exciting when we get some places to go and things to do 'round here..." --Bucky
 It was a complimentary relationship... Earl told tourists where to go and what to do, and the booths behind him held the priests, ready to hear confessions afterwards. --Bucky
 "Where to go? Right here. What to do? Ask me where to go and what to do. Where to go? Right here...." -- Today's Lesson in Infinite Recursion --Bucky
 SartreWorld was not a big success. --The Interrupting Cow
 "WHERE TO GO! WHAT TO DO! WHERE TO GO! WHAT TO DO! WHY DO YOU ALL TORMENT ME?!!! Oh, yeah, the sign. I forgot." --Tillman
 An efficiency-minded monk prepares to self-immolate in the concession stand, thereby simultaneously protesting the subjugation of Tibet and making some delicious popcorn. --Jizmo the Wonder Horse
 Clues! Get your clues right here! Can't exist in today's fast-paced society without a clue ... --Riff
 Yeah, sure, if this guy knew where to go or what to do, he wouldn't be in an IADL picture now would he? --I'm with Stoopid
 "Uggh!! Damn these one way turnstyles!" --Ricardo
 Telling people where to go and what to do ..... now's THERE's a JOB! Where do I sign up??? --Big Dog
 When looking for information on activities in this area, remember to trust the Gordon's Fisherman. --Jenn Dolari
 Gee, pimping sure has changed. --Werehamster

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