IADL #232
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 Man, this had to be one dangerous shot. I hear they stampede when spooked. --Magus
 Yeah, but with IADL's luck, these ladies will be herded directly to the Land Of Sweaty Balding Fat Guys. --tv's Spatch
 "No, I was only kidding. We don't have beanie babies over here." --RipperJak
 "Shake a leg, girls! We're taking you to Pig Paradise!" --Shifter
 Just before the wacky "transformation in the van" scene from Nutty Professor II. --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 When Daphne hauls the rest of the sorority into the Mystery Machine, even Shaggy gets some action. --NME
 That's enough of the outside world for you. Time to get back to Castle Anthrax! --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 "Please accept this as visual confirmation of twelve (12) young blonde cheerleaders, delivered ground freight, charged to credit card number..." --Bucky (you can order anything online!)
 You know, you can't see em, but I just KNOW there's guys JUST outside the frame herding these women along with cattle prods. --Magus
 "Welcome to Canada. Carrying any automatic weapons?" --RipperJak
 "They're doing it all wrong," thought Emmy. But she wouldn't dare say a word, since whenever she opened her mouth, chocolate flew in. --Heath
 Everyone on the bus...and don't forget to touch the Monolith! --Jenn Dolari
 "September 12, 1997: Having exhausted the local girl supply, I am forced to bus in blondes from other states to reject me." --Excerpted from the personal journals of Ricky Schroeder. --Jizmo the Wonder Horse
 The German Club boards the van for its annual Spring Break activity, "Kick the Shit Out of the French Club." --Jizmo the Wonder Horse
 After birthing 3 sets of quintuplets, Meg never did regain her girlish figure. --DoomTrout
 The great Crack-Whore drive of 1997. --Magus
 "OK, girls get in the van! Off to Camp Giant Hips we go!" --Tillman
 Cued by the changing length of the days, the herd's matriarch, clearly identifiable by her massive buttocks, initiates the sisterhood's migration. --Ngoc van Trimble
 All the girls got back out of the van. It was always best to let Marie and her big ass in first for proper weight distribution. --Tillman
 The lame white girl roundup was a success. --Anonywuss
 "No shit, 21 of them, and they still took my Yugo for trade. I'm telling you, when you get a new car, get it from clowns." --phil
 The clown college's 5000-member class goes on a field trip in a single minivan. --Riff
 "And remember, girls, no eating or drinking in the Kennedy van! Plenty of time for that later." --Tillman
 Nooooooo!! Come Back! We'll be good!! Please??!!! You see what you've done you bastards? You've scared off the aerobic team! I hope you're all just so fucking happy now! --BretttMaverick
 Outside Toronto's Faulton Memorial Hospital, where cloning is handled on an outpatient basis. --Ed the Draconian Boss
 Myrtle, Iowa: home to the 1997 Bowhead Nationals. --Ed the Draconian Boss

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