IADL #238
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 Excuse me sir, have you ever seen the world's smallest corndog before? --Dr Lamph
 Ronnie the street magician performs his next trick: The disappearing babes! --Big ol' Bob
 ....cuz I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombed at Midnight!! Ah hahahahahahaa! --Don Spudleone
 And that's how I pulled the toothbrush out of my nose, see? --Johnny Raz
 Haight and Ashbury? Heck, I'd know the way there stoned! Fact, that's how I usually get there. --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter....... --AquaBlue
 Satan, on vacation, likes to sport his Wanted: eternal devourer of souls and taker of candy from babies T-shirt. --Don Spudleone
 Ah, I love autumn. The leaves are falling, and the nuts are storing squirrels for the winter. --Big ol' Bob
 Tired of this nutsack leaning on him, K.I.T.T. simply backs over the unsuspecting loser. --Doc Evil
 After bending the speed limit sign with his head, Jim has a vision..."A job! I need to get a fucking JOB!" --Tillman
 Vinny doin the ThoooORaaaaaZiiiiiNe SHuuuFFFFFLLLE. --Ant_Toe_Knee
 Opey Grifith on Crack. --anon
 Spinn laboriously focused the camera on the attractive male chest, only to be distracted by Che Guevara's evil twin. --Stealth
 A crowd gather as Manny shows the crowd just how big of a cockroach he found in his apartment. --Tony's Dancing Clams
 Years after his popularity waned, Cheech still enjoys bragging to strangers how big of a joint he once smoked. --Tony's Dancing Clams
 "Awwwww, mannnnn, and I just took 34 bennies..." --Stealth
 Wait, there's a flag on the play! Let's go to our line judge, Barry the Diver, for the call: "Illegal pedestrian in motion, five yards, still first down." --Ed the Draconian Boss
 Mercifully, the concept of McHush the Mime Dog never got beyond the initial focus group. --Ed the Draconian Boss
 "Dis iz Manny da Mooch, reportin' live at da cornuh of what da fuck you lookin' at, pal? You never seen TV before?" --Ed the Draconian Boss
 Ironically, that's also the I.Q. limit. --Shifter
 Wait. I've seen this guy before. It's like God's run out of extras in the movie of my life or something ... --Riff
 Man, I'm wearing my own wanted poster and I'm flagrantly mocking the speed limit. I guess it's true, I really can't get arrested in this town ... --Riff
 Hey, pull my ... wait, we've met before, haven't we? --Riff
 Eddie Vedder's paranoid schizophrenic first cousin Carl. --toade
 Spare change to buy some Zima, bud? --agm
 Same orange hat, same 'wanted' t-shirt. Detox is hard on the wardrobe. --Heath
 I don't know, Earl, I keep hearing this little voice coming from my left shoulder...tellin' me to do bad things.... --Jenn Dolari
 I know the speed limit's thirty, but what I wanna know is if that's kilos, grams, or hits? --TBone's House O' Alt.Fan.Spinnwebe
 That's right, baby-- Wanted: One bodacious babe worthy of my mighty missile o' love. --Horselover Fat
 "I'm just waiting here 'cause Mom told me never get interested with those fast girls." --tv's Spatch
 My other shirt says, "I'm with stupid" and the arrow points UP! --Hoosier White Trash
 Desparado...why the fuck don't you come to your senses? --Anon
 "My dad escaped from Leavenworth and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt" --The Rogue
 "There's no speed limit on the road to Salvation, sister!" --anondog

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