IADL #243
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 Someone put their hand in my coffee... pretend not to notice and it'll aaaalllll be over soon... --Abeeb... the dork in the picture
 Mo'fork, Mork's dark skinned, more hip-Orkan brother, does the finger drink thingy. --phonsux
 The other fingers stared in horror as the monster drowned "pointer". --R.J.M.
 Oh boy! Guest appearance by Sonic the Hedgehog! --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 Contented Dr. John Sawyer relaxes after shattering the Guiness Book of Records for prostate exams in a 24 hour period. --R.J.M.
 Michael Stipe gains inspiration for "Everybody Hurts" by shoving his finger into boiling Cup-O-Miso. --CatchMeIfIFart
 Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna! Latte for Hare Krishna? --RipperJak
 As he enjoys his coffee, Dhalsim wonders if Capcom will call him for another " Street Fighter " game... --Doc Evil
 If George was going to be an avatar of Buddha, he'd have to gain a few pounds. Oktoberfest -- how convenient! --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 "Hell-low, Dali. Yes, Hel-low, Dali. It's so nice to have you back where you be-long. You're lookin' swell, Dali. We can tell, Dali. You're still goin' you're still growin', you're..still finger-fucking your late husband Effrim's remains in a paper cup?!" --helen keller, more than your average blind, deaf mute
 Not only is Karl Marx alive, but his latte's too fucking hot. --macb3th
 "Jean-Luc Picard! Jean-Luc Picard!" he lamented. "Doesn't anyone think I look like Yul Brynner?" --Heath
 He's actually a Shriner undercover. Who'd have thought? --Bucky
 Though they had less body hair, the Corellians could often pass as human, but their predilection toward drinking with their index finger gave them away every time. --phil
 Emmitt, enjoying the circus AND a big cup of Finger-Lickin' Beer! --Boner Cunningham
 In the latest fusion of Eastern and Western mysticism, the Dalai Lama prepares to anoint his followers with cappuccino. --Stealth
 ER's Dr. Green signs autographs. Nobody takes 'em, but he signs 'em! --Namgubed gets No Respect
 Charles Xavier, in his early teen rebellious phase. --Thomas Wilde
 He's the bastard son of Jean-Luc Picard and Maynard G. Krebbs, and he knows that "coffee's too hot" trick!!! --phil
 Abdul was so engrossed by the Jailbait Cheerleaders stage show that he didn't even notice the hot Starbucks coffee scalding the flesh off of his finger. --Ratman
 Hello, sir. I was wondering if you would sponsor me in a starve-a-thon? --Riff
 From the unreleased Ghandi II - Mahatma takes Manhattan. --Riff
 Mr Clean's half brother, Professor Shines-A-Bit --Azazael
 Suddenly, a blank look took over Pitre's face. He could see the craft overhead and felt a buzzing in his cerebral cortex. Unexplainably, he could only concentrate on one thought that cycled itself over and over in his head... the complete and utter annihilation of the Hanson brothers. --Azazael
 Tension builds moments before the unveiling of Sergi Nochovich's latest work entitled... "The Boob" --Azazael
 "Hmm, not frost brewed, so it's definitely not an ice beer . . . I'm thinkin' import, german . . . Heineken or St. Pauli Girl." --phonsux
 Bob the skinhead watched in dismay as the KlanMan float fell under torrential winds. --Skywise
 The females just didn't seem to dig Maurice's new 'antennae' hair style. --Prune Danish
 I need an italian soda with extra cream. Make it so. --alanon
 SWM, bald and beautiful, loves water sports and warm cups of water. --Gruber
 For Grand Openings on a tight budget, the JiffyBless(tm) Rent-a-Priest Gold package is just the thing. --Ed the Draconian Boss
 Definition of irony: Ghandi taking part at the Taste of Chicago. --Don Spudleone
 "Sensors indicate that the crystals are ready for use in the Enterprise. Or one damn fine cup'o'Folgers!" --BMW Me Up
 While the crowd was distracted by the naked bellydancers, the black pod monster ate them one by one. --SPANK

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