IADL #245

 The Mercedes-Benz residence located on Free Way. --R.J.M.
 Tiger Woods reflects: "I'm lucky. - I'm damn lucky!" --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 What is he staring at? What is a fence doing there? Why are his hands behind his back? And what the hell does it say on his hat? Next time, on "Chevy" Nova. --Freefallin
 The Yuppie's retirement home. --R.J.M.
 "Der Furher, I mean chairman, vill be signing his new book, "Mo Better Benz" at exactly 2:00pm und not vun minute zooner!" --Tillman
 Ernest the Lilliputian found himself strangely attracted by Gulliver's T-shirt. --Stealth
 Don't let all the hoopla about players' salaries fool you. Major league umpires take home a hefty chunk of change, too. --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 And behind me is the state of the art J-Class picket fence... protects from more dogs than a Chevy, Ford or Honda fence! God bless Deutschland! --Rico Suavé.. the car buff
 Sure you have to pay a little more, but you'll never find a better camping experience anywhere. --Agent Todd
 Call me morally offended, but the new Mercedes-Benz Cardboard Box for Stylish Transients is really a slap in the face to the nation's homeless, don't you think? --tv's Spatch
 This year ladies and gentlemen, the porto-potties were provided my Mercedes-Benz...the company you think of when you gotta go. --R.J.M.
 Fred Rogers visits the Autoplex of Make-Believe... --Doc Evil
 The T-1000 knew he could turn into part of this building and be totally inconspicuous. He knew it. But that day, the T-1000 discovered something...dignity. --phil
 Waiting for Godot.... in luxury! --Bucky
 "Mein Herren, you've all been called here today because von of you iss a merr-derr-er! Mein Gott! You're all kaput! Vhere are you?" --helen keller, Germanic Detective
 Fred maintained a vigilant guard, keeping a sharp eye out for Giant White Mercedes Blob thieves. --Geoduck
 Well, Barry thought, some rich asshole may drive around safely in one of these, but I know that I screwed Nancy the Custodian in every model. --phonsux
 I guess someone forgot to turn the press guard on when they dried the Mercedes building. --Azazael
 Why do I feel the urge to march and burn books? --Harry Feltersnatch
 "Meer...Meercidie...Meercides Boon...Boonz? No, no...Merceedus...Mercee...aw, fuck it." --Jamey Powell, with some help
 "They used to laugh at me when I worked at the Hyundai exhibit," though Bob, the security guard, "but now who's laughing?" --Rev. Jason N Whitmore
 Eric, the rookie Narc, is told to look for a "dealer" on the corner of fifth and main. --Riff
 Hmmn ... "You must be below this height to drive this car." Fuck! --Riff
 Kyle learned from an early age never to turn your back to a picket fence without protection. --Riff
 ....for the man who wants to use a Port-A-Potty with style. --Medea
 How will Forrest Gump wackily, but inadvertently, affect the fate of another major corporation? Watch "Forrest Gump II:Corporate Bubba" Tuesday, on Fox! --Skywise
 The internal corporate VP who thought "Fit for a princess" had promise, in his new capacity. --Cousin Ghastly
 Inside, engineers are bravely firing hamsters strapped to roller skates from bazookas into concrete pilings...ALL IN THE NAME OF SAFETY. Thank you. --Ididn'tsaythat
 One of the few times you will see a mercedes with the pricks on the outside! --Waldo
 "Hey, Bob! Wasn't there a 450i here a minute ago?" --RipperJak
 And the second little pig built his Mercedes-Benz dealership out of tent... --Tillman
 Earl had been tardy once too many times at the factory and had to stand in the time-out corner and stare at screens of white noise for an hour. --Willie won't go home
 Security measures are conspicuously tight for the Hindenberg II goodwill tour. --Ngoc van Trimble