IADL #247
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 Horseface Henrietta takes the lead in the walk-a-thon. --ChAoS
 "Windmills? What are you talking about, Sancho? Those are the most vicious giants I've ever seen! CHARGE!" --Thany Quixote
 I never thought I'd say this, but... Those breasts are scaring me! --anon
 "Fee, fii, fo, fum, I smell the blood of a little dork with a camera!" --Magus
 Before being trampled underfoot, Jack managed to snap a few photos and toss them off the edge of the cloud, as a warning to others to never climb that damned beanstalk. --Magus
 This perfectly illustrates the difference between men and women! Women are distracted by any trival piece of crap they see. Men wouldn't notice if their asses were on fire --anon
 A few giants come in and interrupts Willard Scott's serenading tour, to the delight of the audience. --RipperJak
 Bob's family quickly left after he downed 5 warm Bud Lights and started singing "The Curly Shuffle" at the county fair... --Tillman
 "Beer..Short shorts..County fair. Blind guy.. Blonde chick. Pubic hair. Vooogue...Let your body move. Vooogue." --helen keller, personal blind pal to Madonna
 Back before his Wendy's days, Dave Thomas was Willy the Wiggling Wiener Vendor, frequenting renaissance and county fairs all over the country. Oh yeah, ignore those people in the front. --M.C. Porn Monkey
 "Someday I'll be a star," Debbie mumbled to herself, "and then I can get a double-wide trailer." --Waiting for a tornado
 "Say, Missy, why the long face?" --Heath
 The 50-foot tourists never saw the trap coming. Unfortunately, only young Lucy was tall enough to be decapitated by the taut piano wire attached to the flagpole. --Riff
 Life's Little Lessons #1; Never yell "Great legs, baby!" at a Feminist Rally... --Tillman
 Three's Company...the next generation. --R.J.M.
 Completely unnoticed by scores of pedestrians, Ed is satisfied with his new Chameleon shirt. --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 Nice .... round, good balance, symmetrical.... perky yet supple ........... where can I get some sunglasses like that??? --Gotcha
 All right, now...kick step step kick step touch. Again. Kick step step kick step touch. Step touch, damn it! You in back, pay attention! --Stealth
 In 5 years, I'll be 36-23-32 with an ankle tattoo, a pierced belly button, stilletto heels and a mini-dress made for fun ... In 10 years, I'll be 37-28-37 with 3 kids, an ex-husband who's stalking me, and a $5K per week drug habit ... In 20 years, I'll be 38-52-46 living on welfare in a trailer park in Oklahoma ... BEER - It Does a Body Good!!! --Heckler
 After the InGen genetics labs announced their new product, Susan was the first girl on her block to own her own Pigmy Grandpa.(TM) --Shifter
 Once again, Frankie had to explain the three rules of pimping to his "bitches" --Grimmy
 In the talent portion of the all-new Miss America pageant, Miss Nevada (on the left) shows off her ability to change her sex at will. --Boner Cunningham
 Yes, folks, it's Thursday, and that means just ONE thing: Welcome! To Hookers On Parade!! --Ray Manatino
 I wouldn't have guessed she was a replicant if it wasn't for that floppy disk sticking out of her crotch ... --Riff
 Daa-aang, the guy in the striped shirt is bustin' a serious move! --phonsux
 Heidi was upset. The woman in front of her was ... strange.. somehow. She felt stirrings she never felt near Gunter. --Skywise- Drunk off my ass
 The fat-bellied shinehead, adept at camouflage, avoids contact with the predatory wild white trash. --My IADL name
 A proud day for the parents of every crack whore: the first hit. --Ngoc van Trimble
 They were a family. A family with problems, but determined to work through them by sticking together and toughing out the bad times. Then the 50-foot-tall Miller Lite can fell on them. --phil
 During the big beer auction, Jason, Maggie, and Bea were pissed when they realized that they wouldn't be able to outbid anybody for that 'Lite Beer' truck with only $4.38. --The Unmasked Revenger
 Off the set from making porno films three weeks straight, "Lance," "Allysha" and "Eternity" enjoy a day at the park, relaxed in the knowledge that for a change, a pervert with a camera won't be mass exposing their bodies for cheap titillation. --Godot
 We're not going to look like bewildered giants in this picture, will we? We will maintain some dignity, right? --Colin
 "Curiouser and curiouser," said Alice, "I have grown quite a lot and now I have a deep craving for beer." --Colin
 Remember the days when everyone wore fishing tackle on their jeans? --Colin
 You just want one of them to pick that little man badly doing the Twist and smush his head between their fingers. --Colin
 Fee fi fo fum, I smell really bad domestic beer. --Colin
 "Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo!"--oh, c'mon, we're a train, c'mon it's fun, c'mon! --Colin

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