IADL #25
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 "I am Ozymandias, king of kings. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!" --Capt. phealy
 Floyd believed he could be a messiah someday, if only he could get that "loaves and fishes" trick down. --Greg J
 So the X-men say that my mutant ability to control bread isn't enough to "make me a valuable asset to the team," eh? Soon they shall tremble before the might of the Bread King! Muahahahaha! --Greg J
 Herman rejected show business, preferring to use his telekinesis only for the purposes of shopping. --Greg J
 Quit yer gigglin' up ther or I'm a gettin' the toaster! --anon
 There, in the middle of the bread aisle, Heinrich has another WWII flashback, causing him to salute Der Fuhrer --anon
 If Mr. Whipple won't let me squeeze the Charmin, I'll just have to fondle the Wonder Bread. --John Boy
 "You.. maniacs! You sunk the deli section! How could you do it? Damn you! Damn you all to hell!" -- from 1974's The Safeway of the Planet of the Apes --Mister Sinister
 Everyone predicted a bright future for the Little Dutch Boy. The truth is that his childish act of heroism only developed into particularly bizarre and ineradicable obsessive-compulsive disorder. --Horselover Fat
 Gus had to search every loaf of Wonder Bread in town in hopes of finding his missing dentures. --Monk n Treb
 Sir!..Sir! If the baked goods are taunting you perhaps you'd like to see the manager? --Monk n Treb
 There's a little bit of Heil in every loaf of Loaftwaffe. --Monk n Treb
 Eb's first attempts to communicate with the Bread People were unsuccessful -- a problem that was very likely exacerbated by his habit of stopping to have a sandwich when frustrated. --zed o' the wilderness
 After he first emigrated from the U.S.S.R. in the early eighties, Sergei had a tendency to visit supermarkets and buy ALL the bread in stock. When asked why he had done this, he invariably responded, "Because I can!" --zed o' the wilderness
 No, lady, the bakery's over there. The sign's only big enough to read from orbit. --The Lawyer
 Damn you hamburger rolls! You'll look at me when I'm talking to you!!! --el Marko
 Ed Moore's criminal history revealed a telltale pattern of fingering buns. --The Turtle
 "And...dammit...this is bread, too! It's all bread! This isn't my house! Jesus Christ, where am I?" --zehd
 "Hello cute fuzzy little bread... hello!" --hippie
 "Bread of darkness, bread of light, Jesus help me choose a-right." Christians are tempted every day, even at the Piggly Wiggly. --The Sandman
 Hey, somebody left a perfectly good half eaten oreo up here... --SwingFace
 "Hey, I haven't squeezed that one yet." --Capt. phealy
 Sadly, the logo on the new "Medusa" brand of bread had an unfortunate side effect. --Capt. phealy
 Bob Dole wants THIS white bread! --Mikael Behrens
 Well, it'll be a change from on top of the table, Helen, do you think we both could fit up here? --Cosmo
 Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, stayin' alive! Disco never dies! --Cosmo
 As Herman reached for the buns, he became distracted and mesmerized by the pretty lights on the ceiling. --Greg J
 Honey, climb up there and get the fresh loaf. They always put them in the back. --anon
 Ehyup. Rhet ther's where ah sah th' bun thet look'd lahk Elvis. --Bill Fortier
 You! Damn you! You killed my family! DAMN YOU! --Der Tanzer

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