IADL #262
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 ... and DO be careful, James. Your enemy has the Cube of Light. --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 Yeah, honey-buns? Lemme kill this guy chasing me, then I'll bring home dinner tonight. Ok, sweety? --toade
 As Lil Orphan Awful (illegitimate offspring of Warbucks & Eartha Kitt) tries to blackmail Daddy Warbucks, Punjab readys the ether. --Treb
 Otto Farfagnuggen stands in a silent rage, while his agent complains to the mall about lack of proper facillities. --Treb
 Okay, I'm at the massive matchsticks...now which way to the colossal candles? --R.J.M.
 In the directors cut of " Mortal Kombat: Annihilation ", Johnny Cage originally gets ambushed by Noob Saibot... --Doc Evil
 Retired Sergeant Holmes will never forget that little artillery mishap; every salute that earns him a thumbnail in the eyeball reminds him of that fateful day. --Stealth
 "Ra, Ra, Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen... that was a cat that really was gone!", sang Frank to his 10-year old daughter halfway across the world, to help put her to sleep each night. --thoth
 The voice on his shoe phone was unmistakable: Max, this is Agent 99. The Chief says, "watch your six." --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 The cop is where? ... Right behind what? ... Speak up, man, I'm on my cellular! --Riff
 Visitors to the convention center always felt safe when they passed by the legs of the giant, robotic security guard. --Riff
 IADL was brought to you today by the number 11. --Riff
 Tonight on Fox TV's "World's Bloodiest Cell-Phone Mishaps"... --Ratman
 Gallant uses a PCS Digital phone. Goofus uses a styrofoam cup and a string. --BretttMaverick
 "Umm, battleship grey windbreaker and crotchless khakis. What are you wearing?" --Ngoc van Trimble
 Wow, Larry. It actually sounds like you're right behind me! --TBone's House O' Screamin' Weasels!!
 "Look, Heinrich. I've got your two ##%^@ing monoliths. Just get the #@%!^ing truck over here and pick them up!" --Geoduck
 Hello, Mom? I'm standing straight and tall, just like you told me! --Generik
 My refrigerator? Yeah, it's running... it's running the friggin' marathon right now, would you like to leave a message? --Generik
 Mr. Lynch? The call is coming from RIGHT BEHIND YOU! --Jenn Dolari
 Yes, I know I supposedly died off in Star Trek 7...but couldn't you weasel me into Star Trek 9? Come on', Berman, I NEED the money! Hello? --Jenn Dolari
 At last feeling that he had some modicum of privacy, Will again tried to drink coffee-- and failed. "Just how did they get the stuff into their mouths?", he wondered desperately. --Dr. KNob
 'The Fugitive' calls out for pizza, not realizing that the one armed man was stealthily closing in. --anon
 "Look, honey, I told you never to call me on the job! Being a CIA agent isn't easy! Oh yeah?! Well, there's a guy dressed in black trying to kill me RIGHT NOW! There is SO! FINE! BE THAT WAY!" --Tillman
 Hello, Psychic Hotline? Stairs or elevator? Stairs or elevator?! --Nobody loves me

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