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Bob the Custodian suddenly looked up. This was no longer the office lobby he was vacuuming. --agm
New for the N64, XTREME Janitor. So real you can smell the sawdust. --Treb
A rare appearance of Spawn's less powerful younger brother, Spinn. --Ravecavy
See, here Mr. Lynch is trying to symbolize insanity, protrayed by the skier, combined with strength, protrayed by the submarine. Either that, or he could've just been drunk off his ass. --My name, or something similar
Wings of Desire 3: In da Hood --Dr. KNob
The Grim Reaper fills in when Santa takes a sick day. --DoomTrout
"Like hell I'm letting that fat bastard down my chimney this year!" --DoomTrout
After years of practice and seven grueling hours of trailblazing through some of the roughest terrain in Maricopa County, Clem finally succeeded in the task he knew he was born to accomplish: the successful roping and branding of the Arizona State Psychology Building. --anon
Scene from "Honey, I shrunk the pool man." --Cecil Miskel
30,000,000 Fudgesicles later, Charlie finally completes his Popsicle-stik warehouse. --Kitsunesan
The roofs are alive... with the sound of muuuuusic! --Emil Blovin
"That damn Franklin! Always goofing off with his kite during thunderstorms!" --Emil Blovin
Earl thought that bungee-jumping off of the Wal-Mart would get him the chicks. He was wrong. --Emil Blovin
Top of the barn, ma! --Riff
Hmmn ... I think I know one webmaster who wants a zoom lens for Christmas ... --Riff
"Damn these Taiwan web slingers anyway" After losing his newspaper job, Spidey had to cut his crime fighting budget and buy cheap imports. --plainpeanut
Under a dreary, leaden late-autumn sky, Edward Scissorhands exacts his revenge. --Namgubed the Merry Elf
Thanatos, Angel of Death, awaits the Apocalypse working as a chimney cleaner. --Thany
"Okay, over the skyscraper, off the 747, through the window, nothing but net." --Thany
The first person to guess what this is wins all of Ben Stein's money. --anon
Richard worked alone, for hours on end, holding the threatening sky at bay. --Generik
"If you will not show us the Grail, we will take your castle by force!" --Tillman
In a desperate ploy to improve its gene pool, New York City unveils its Ski Jump for the Extremely Stupid. --Jizmo the Wonder Horse
Unfortunately, the Sawplayer On the Roof didn't get the same acclaim as his fiddling brother. --RipperJak
Every so often, Ray liked to challenge God with a plastic sword and a garden hose pulled up on the roof. --Generik
Paul Atreides harnesses a parking garage and storms the urban wasteland! --Namgubed the Merry Elf
Piddler On The Roof --Ratman
Spamford Wallace awaits the vultures after being tethered naked to a Brazaaville rooftop and covered with rotting chicken offal. --Ngoc van Trimble
Thousands of years too late, the Mongol Hordes finally manage to claim the Great Wall. --The Outsider (who's been playing CivII too much lately dammit)
Chicks really go for a man who can yodel! --The Librarian from Hell
The transformation now all too real, Martin readied himself for the jump to his death... saving the earth from the horror he was becoming. --Eric
The one-armed physically challenge Scarecrow of Debuke. --ChoppingBlock
Edward Scissorhand's cousin, Albert Lightningrodhead. --Ngoc van Trimble
"Come and get me, you omniscient bastard!" Arnold yelled at the sky, praying for a lightning bolt to strike and send a jolt of current down to the makeshift electric chair he had strapped his little brother, Max, into earlier. --Boner Cunningham
The Grim Reapers' house looked pretty much like you'd expect. --Harry Feltersnatch
Example number 54 from the book, "101 Things You Can Do With An Oscar." --DieLifeDie
This fall on UPN "M.A.N.T.I.S: The Hands of fate." --DieLifeDie
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