IADL #270
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 And he may ask himself: "This is not my Big Mac Extra Value Meal! This is not my backpack! This is not My McDonald's (tm)!" --Don Spudleone
 Welcome to Dante's third level of Hell. You want fries with that? --Don Spudleone
 As legal consultant for Jack-In-The-Box, Inc. I'd like to make note that our food did not cause this man's deformity. Jack-In-The-Box caters to all walks of life, including hideous malformed freaks like this guy. --Don Spudleone
 SpinnWebe: once again finding restaurants not found on this planet. --Don Spudleone
 Juan was flustered......all the cups had the hole in the wrong end. --ClntWestwd
 "I'll have a number 5, super-sized." "Doon't goo oot oon th' moors!" "Come again?" -From the unproduced An American Werewolf in Hardees --Shifter
 ... and a quart of motor oil for the Bionic Papoose. --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 Did somebody say " Crappy restaurant "? --Doc Evil
 Ernest models the Drive-Thru Speaker Vocal Distorting Device. --Stealth
 The funny thing about american food, you eat it and a half hour later you're hungry again. --ChAoS
 "Whopper, fries, medium drink and a super size of tick remover please" --DieLifeDie
 Lunchtime at the Post-Op Cafe was always a little unnerving. --Moe The Maneater
 Hello and welcome to pasty-burger! --Riff
 Tell me, Master Yoda - do you want fries with that? --Riff
 The witchdoctor's words rang in his ears as he ordered a slurpee: "By the end of this journey, you shall be wearing a badger". --Riff
 Julio, born without a mouth, has found gainful employment in the fast-food industry... --Tillman
 "Look, just tell the manager that the meat shipment has arrived and it's in this incredibly large knapsack, OK!?" --Tillman
 You have to ask yourself, which person in this picture do you really feel sorry for? --Waldo
 "I'm sorry, sir, but I'm not allowed to give you any more ketschup packets." --Dr. KNob
 "No really, I'll give you a great offer on this calf meat on my back. Of course, you also get my two week old ten percent discount!" --helen keller, Such A Deal!
 "Excuse me, would you Chick-Fil-a people know where the Andes mountains are? " --RipperJak
 McDonald's move to accept the barter system was not well planned. --alanon
 FBI FINAL EXAM Q1: There is a known terrorist in this picture. Spot the hidden nuclear weapon. --anon
 Eclipsing the Rosie Ruiz Boston Marathon scandal, Sir Edmund Hillary seen here interrupting his historic trip up Everest to get a triple smashed potato at Wendy's before helicoptering to the mountain's summit. --Anna Purna
 Welcome to the International House of Slanty Pancakes. Can I take your... ah... ah..... AAAAGHHHH!!!! --TBone's House O' Screamin' Weasels!!

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