IADL #271
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 ...make that 102 uses for a fruit basket. --R.J.M.
 "Hey! Quizkid! What the fuck is 'Big Mac'? Dis mutha want one!" --Tillman
 Remember, if you insult a Japanese fast food worker's hat, you also insult his family honor. --RipperJak
 Coming to Theaters in May of '98, "The Sushi Queen", the tale of a gay Sushi vendor and his heterosexual counterpart. --SPANK
 If you gotta wear a paper hat, wear it with style. --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 So, do I look as much like a striped roll-on deoderant as you do? --Eric
 Tsing gaped in astonished rage at Phan's head. "Man on street corner swore this hat was one of a kind!! I pay $49.50 for one of a kind copy!??!" --Moe The Maneater
 I never thought about it before, but I guess I'd let Frank go at about ... $3.99 a pound. --Riff
 Taken completely by surprise, the servers couldn't even see Speedy Gonzales, much less prevent the fiesty rodent from making off with the Blue Plate Special. --Dr. KNob
 Wen watches in awe as his gardian chef dissapears into a blur, leaving him the recipe for perfect fried rice. --the skyclad answer
 "...I don't know I'll ask. Hey Bob, you wanna pose for this guy so a bunch of geeks can make racist jokes about us?" --DieLifeDie
 "So Mr. Tough-as-Nails Jackie Chan. Let's see you ram your head through the glass display case while I shove red hot Matzoh balls up your tush in one take." --helen keller, Cut! Print It! And somebody remove the Crap out of Mr. Chan's face and ass, please!
 Achmed is flustered when the first customer of the day asks him to "supersize" the shawerma. --Generik
 Seeing the edges of the universe closing in, Rajim knew it was time to confess his forbidden love to Momar. --alanon
 "Hey, Bob, you think this thing over here is still alive, or do we need to beat it over the head before we sell it?" --Quacky
 Stupid white guy ask for one order of pork sashimi --Fugmulch
 Yo! Dude! Quit messing up! You have GOT to stay focused! --DJM
 Sam spun around -- the warm hand sliding up the back of his thigh belonged to MIKE? --Luna
 I don't know about you, but God*DAMN* these waffle-fry hats are cool! --TBone's House O' Screamin' Weasels!!

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