IADL #304
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 Saddam's owl disguise couldn't fool the smart missle. --Mr. ?
 You wear a disguise to look like other guys, but you're not a man, you're a hoot-owl Boo.... --Jenn Dolari
 Steve Buscemi and Harvey Keitel star in Pulp Dysfiction --LadyJ
 Here's photographic proof that Adam Durits of Counting Crows actually got some ideas for his songs from long conversations with Ernest Borgnine. --RipperJak
 "Anvil? What anvil?" --Heath
 Five bucks says it takes them another hour to find the exit. --Kitsunesan
 The robbery was very carefully planned out. They had the disguises, the guns, the getaway car and good buzz from cheap vodka. If they had only gone into a bank of some sort instead of the Prudential Life Insurance Building, they'd be all set... --Tillman
 Travis wasn't really gay...he just like to pick up young guys in hotel lobbies and pay them to have sex with him in order to prove he didn't really like it --Opie
 "I understand you don't want your face on the Internet, but you realize putting the bag on your head guaranteed us getting our picture snapped, don't you?" --phil
 The last man alive and his roomate, Tom. --LORD SOTH
 In a chance meeting, Dr. Kimble and the one armed man bump into each other, apoligize, and go their separate ways. --Mr. ?
 I'm turning Siamese I think I'm turning Siamese I really think so... --Deiphage
 And it was then that Timmy saw his first Goth leper. --RipperJak
 As Mark looks back at the scale model of Sodom and Gomorrah, his shoes instantly turn to salt. --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 The sniper got a feeling of grim satisfaction about his work. Imagine, wearing white shoes after Labor Day! --Emil Blovin
 "The whole geopolitical situation is a disaster. Africa is in turmoil, Asia is a mess, and it's only a matter of time... Say where the hell is your face?!" --DieLifeDie
 Hey, you were right, Pete! Right when you stepped on the crack, your mother collapsed and fell down the escalator! --Smokey
 Someone has beaten a giant here... --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 Extreme boredom..... Surge. --Magus
 "Whew! I think we finally lost that weird dude with the digital camera." --Stealth
 Goofus deals dime-bags in the lobby of the Ritz-Carlton, while Gallant keeps an eye out for undercover DEA agents. --Generik
 Uh...Hal? Bad news...This huge chick just ate your car. --Nate
 Iceberg, hell! It was the revolving doors that sank the Titanic! --DieLifeDie
 Apparently, turning from the Dark Side involved nothing more than walking through the revolving door. --Deiphage
 Most bullies stick "Kick me" signs on people's backs. Harry, being extra sadistic, stapled them to people's heads. --Pastor of Muppets
 "How much longer are we gonna be stuck on this island, Skipper?" "Until we die, Gilligan. Or until the acid wears off." --Pastor of Muppets
 The sad part is that this picture is updated every thirty seconds ... --Riff
 "Loitering Pattern detected in Lobby...Sector B...Fixing coordinates...Infrared targetting beam locked....Prepare to Vaporize..." --mutantdog
 Stop me if you've heard this before, Phil Hartman and Doctor Zaius are standing in the lobby of an Orwell novel..." --Ghotiman
 Steve only had time to raise his fists before Transparent Pac Man ate him. --Lots42
 "...and keep an eye open for the old geezer with the stick. My knee's still killin' me." --Yellow Dawg

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