IADL #34
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 Gina was really impressed with George until the radio played a Penney's sale commmercial and he went berzerk. She just couldn't go out with someone who found cotton knits that exciting. --The Incorrigible Welshman
 To the clock tower, Marty! --Doc Evil
 Oh, shit, the owner's coming back! Fantasy's over, and possibly our parole, too. --Greg J
 Trixie, see if Spridle & Chim-Chim are in the damn trunk again... --anon
 Bob thought he was the shit in brand new Miata with the top down. And then he realized that he was trying to pick up a signpost. --Don Spudleone
 This car has just not performed that well since the police clamped that yellow thing on the front tire. --Keef
 BEVERLY HILLS HISTORICAL MARKER: On this site in 1987, Singer/Actress Madonna was discovered by Producer Harry Finkelstein, when she spit a load of semen onto his shoes from a parked car. --kafka
 Max Headroom finally gets his convertable. --Cosmo
 'Only street corner in America without a Gap outlet'... hey, that is historic. --Horselover Fat
 What do they mean "one way?" I'll show them! --Greg J
 Next or Geraldo: People who drive with their tops down, but windows up. --Bloodshot
 "O.K., so we do Pirates of the Carribean, then the Haunted Mansion, then we'll drive over to Tomorrowland and do Space Mountain..." --Capt. phealy
 Grandma, if you want to get of True Stories of the Highway Patrol you're gonna have to pick it up a little. --Keef
 Honey, look. How romantic. It says here that on this historic site in 1850 the first public felching was staged. --Ngoc van Trimble

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