IADL #345
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 "Sign a petition to limit the size of IADL captions, sir? Sir? ... Ma'am? Would you like to sign...." --TBone's House O' Salvaged Captions
 I said, "ground transportation might cause mild goat seasickness." Why, what did you think I said? --Namgubed the Merry Elf
 Try as she might, all of Tracy's attempts to keep her captions out of the D-zone met with udder failure. --The Notorious D.F.C. (diggin' deep fer that 'un)
 Hey Groo, when's the fray start? --Yakko
 My God... It's full of hoofed mammals... --Doc Evil
 .... Oh, no, El Chupacabra is much bigger. This is El Chupachichis. --Pastor of Muppets (Tocar mis partes carnudas)
 The psychic t-shirt took a number and waited patiently. Its time would come. --snackwhore
 "Hi, I'm representing the movement to limit IADL captions to 58 words. Would you and your goat like to help support this very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very worthy cause?" --Yeoman Snackwhore of the USS Caption Salvage
 DZ or not, I'm in love.... --riiiiiiiiight
 Tryouts for the new HOOTERS opening in Wisconsin! --Doc Evil
 Scenes from the first annual "Sacrifice Farm Animals from the movie Babe" festival. --RipperJak
 Shub-Blanca: White goat of a thousand geeky losers! --Doc Evil
 Check in time at the annual convention for the class-action paternity suit against Shub-Niggurath --Moe The Maneater
 "Mr. Inhatko, I just love all your DFC captions! You're so witty! Like, can I have your autograph?" --Mr. Ben McClellan
 At Los Alamos, they have a special way of "getting whites their whitest." --Wabewalker
 Prejudging at the A-1 Steak Sauce "Paddock to Stomach" competition. --Sean Q
 To assist potential employers, the U.S. now requires all high school graduates to wear their SAT scores on their backs. --agm
 Try as she might, Jenny just couldn't get Jebadiah's goat... --Doc Evil
 I see Neptune, I see Venus...wait a minute, is that a wild goat weenis? --nope
 Bertram found it mildly offensive that the local 4-H shelter began requiring the IQs of members to be prominently displayed upon their persons. --Stealth

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