IADL #35
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 Having been profoundly affected by the subliminal messages placed on the tapes by Suncoast employees, Howard dyed his head scarlet and went forth to convert the the unbelievers. --The Most Rev.Holy-Oley
 "That's Mr Electro-pimp to you, doughnut butt." --anon
 The "squeal like a pig" scene always made a tear appear in Larry's eye and a smile on his face. Nobody ever knew why. --Greg J
 ...and that's when I, your humble narrator, stopped the ultra-violence when I heard the sound of Ludwig Van. --Greg J
 Climactic ending of John Carpenter's new film, "Escape From Orange Julius." --Greg J
 Elminster realized it was no use. He was trapped in this dimension, and had left his spellbooks back on Toril. He managed to adapt as best he could. --Greg J
 Roger never understood why Dennis Rodman received so much attention; as far as he knew Rodman's hair had never powered even a small neon sign. --Oona Bommer
 Elmo was attempting a high-tech equivalent of "rub-a-balloon-on-your-head" when the child's mother returned. He had to make do with sticking himself to the "$4.99 Clearance" rack at Suncoast. --The Turtle
 FOURTH BILLING?! How the hell did Tom Servo and Crow get ahead of ME? --Keef
 Where are all the films that made wearing fashion jewelry with an apron so chic? --Keef
 When they become too old to continue in showbiz, most muppets take menial jobs as store clerks. --Roy
 I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE! --SpinnWebe
 Run Bambi, run!! Oh, thank God! He got away, but. . .his mom. . .(sniff, sniff)didn't make it. Oh, the humanity! --a little man from another place
 Suncoast's first attempt at a male escort service. --Don Spudleone
 WARNING: Excessive exposure to neon lighting may cause disfiguring side-effects. --Don Spudleone
 I AM Suncoast Video!! --Don Spudleone
 Oh my God! It's full of stars! --Greg J
 Slagathar: Contaminator of Popcorn --Mel Isha
 They call him the Trekkie. Every night he would come and stand underneath the sign bathed in its pink light and repeat over and over, until closing time, "Beam me up, Scotty. Beam me up Scotty." Is he crazy? Or does he know something about our sign that we don't? Either way, he's really starting to piss me off. --Der Tanzer
 No, man, further up the nose. Yeah, right there, is that a gum wrapper? --anon
 LSD Flashback #54: Suncoast Video is transformed into a giant pulsating clam. --The Sandman
 ...if I can make it there, I'll make it any-where--It's up to you, Sun-Coast, Sun-Coooooaasst! --way too much time on my hands
 And here, porn legend Ronald "Quarter Pounder" McDonald stops to sign copies of his newly released adult video, "Special Sauce Slurpin' Babes". --kafka
 Inflatable Sales Clerk, $29.95. Clothing not included. --Don Spudleone
 Earthlings! Remain calm, we mean you no harm. Just do as we say, and no harm will come of you. Now, give us all your Ishtar movies on Betamax and we shall leave peacefully. --Don Spudleone
 Roger turned away, in crushed horror. It was bad enough when they stole his idea for "Starbucks Coffee". But what sort of twisted bastard could steal his idea for Incoasi V Picture Compam? --Horselover Fat
 No, idiot, the jumper cables go like this. . . . --Ngoc van Trimble
 The ElectroBoy dog collar proved ineffective in curbing Thad's compulsion to lurk in multiplex toilets. --Ngoc van Trimble

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