Wow, this renfair is so authentic. Those dragons look almost aliv....*chomp* --Mr. ?
Fed up with the whiny lame summonings of geeky wannabes, Shub-Niggurath decides to put Its foot down.... --Stealth
The darkness quickly swept over the Earth, and none was to survive, except Dick Clark. ---Colon Bowel---
Smaug was finally brought low when he ate the poisoned bodies of Hanson, who had been staked out in the courtyard. --Pete
A group of people so dense, not even light can escape. --The Interrupting Cow
The three IADLers fumed quietly in the shadows. Their captions would come. Their captions would come... --Magus
"..And it would have worked, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!" From Shub Nibboo, where are you? --aK h
"Yellow Vogon spaceship? Where do you see a yellow Vogon spaceship?" --RipperJak
That's a heck of a shadow. I'm thinking Dave might want to drop a few pounds. --St. Germaine
Hey Bob, some guys in white armor wanna know where to park the Star Destroyer... --Doc Evil ( Salvage Schmalvage )
Uh, guys? Anyone remember that short film Bambi Meets Godzilla...? --Doc Evil
A covert meeting of the three people who find the D&D captions funny. --Nehru NATE
This is just the weirdest.... well.... okay.. Goth to Queen's Punk 6. Check. --Bucky
The most popular vendor at the ren-faire didn't even rent a booth. He was selling black market Viagra in the breezeway. --lefty
Two small, dark figures / Vague scene and activity / Please, different pics --from Haikus of Interent Angst --the skyclad answer, I doubt this'll get accepted...
The Tourist casts cone of dreariness. Everyone within the area of effect, save vs. breath weapon to avoid. --Shifter
Gallant hands baloons out to small children. Goofus confers with the dark specters. --Riff
The psychic ballon rested, exhausted but nevertheless filled with pride. Already a few of its teeming brood had left the security of the egg sac to search for melonheaded families of their own. --Tempus Fugit, the--aww, to hell with it.
Frame 32 in the ten second sequence 'Why Not Wearing Hards Hats Is Bad'. --Lots42@aol.com
The letter-boxed, director's cut Blake Edwards' "Renn Fair, Renn Foul" was just as big of a flop as the original. --Col. Klink
"Dammit, I told you to memorize a Dispel Magic or Continual Light. But nooooooooooooo....." --Stealth
The shadowy spectre of Death, his brother Mild Depression and their cousin Cherry Jello-Shots Hangover decide which booth to visit next. --Medea