IADL #36
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 Bhudda's lesser known brother Chub-Hi is the god of auto parts...DON'T try to rub his belly, whatever you do! --Doc Evil
 GENERIC IADL CAPTION #42: " Where the hell are my pants? " --anon
 Tony, my water just broke! --His Imperial Majesty
 Always the ethical salesperson, Dan tries to convince Ernie that the "Gut-B-Gone" might not work for everyone. --anon
 "Yeah, well I say all you sissy-boys in the Marines don't know what a REAL war is like. I was in WW2, the big one and you pussies wouldn't last a minute back then." The last words of Floyd Dikweed. --The Most Rev. HolyOley
 Back in my day, we didn't use no rubbers. Can I bring it back if I don't like it? --anon
 I don't know, Ed, that eyeliner maes my face look fat. What about this shade, does it bring out the highlights in my eyes? --Greg J
 Well, shit, it looks like we really are locked in the store. And it's Friday now and they don't open up again until Monday morning. I don't know what we'll do for food until then, Rick. Rick? Why are you looking at me like that? --Greg J
 I'm telling you, NONE of these diet pills work! --Rainmaker
 An early outtake from the Beavis & Butt-Head live-action feature film -- Coach Buzzcut lectures Tom Anderson on products which can Beavis-proof your lawn. Look for it in theaters at Christmastime. --The Turtle
 Get the lubed ones. Last time I got really sore. --Galbert
 I don't know, Bill. . . . that 15 dollar watch is almost too irresistable. Are you sure you need your insulin, today? --a little man from another place
 You got any vibrators? --a little man from another place
 Why yes, sir, the 'Love Ewe' is our best seller! --Don Spudleone
 Gay singles stores have found their niche in American society. --Don Spudleone
 Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Your gravitational pull is starting to affect the inventory above you. --Don Spudleone
 I just want to know how it's being ribbed is for her pleasure? --Greg J
 Satan shows Jabba the Hutt some electronic equipment. --anon
 Hello. I know I don't know you, but I need a stranger's opinion. Uh...are you...well...are you sexually attracted to me at all? Take all the time you need. --Der Tanzer
 If you think I am going to dignify that with a comment . . . --anon
 So you're saying all I have to do is hold this in front of me when I'm pissin' to see if my wife's knocked-up? --BrickBat
 Although Skip knew that he was liable to get the shit knocked out of him again, he just couldn't resist trying to pick up the off-duty Marine. Oooh how he loved those buzz cuts! --kafka
 Excuse me, can you tell me what my shoes look like? --Don Spudleone
 So anyway I says to the doc, what about that guy who wrote a book about running, then dropped dead of a heart attack? Heh heh. Hey, hand me one of those things with a slash through it, wouldja? --Horselover Fat

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