IADL #39
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 Dr. Chatterjee's "plaid therapy" was soon debunked as a treatment for Tourette's after his sentencing for child molestation. --Ngoc van Trimble
 Hey, did anyone else notice that it looks like these people aren't wearing any pants? --His Imperial Majesty (Wearing a big, obnoxious grin)
 Ignoring the obvious opportunity next door, Bonita tries desperately to glance up her own skirt. --The Sandman
 Beth, be careful, there are Kennedys about... --anon
 Scene from the Kids In The Hall sketch: "The Flashers And Their Intestinal Discomfort." --Der Tanzer
 Psst! Amanda! The camera's the OTHER way! Turn around! Just great. Now, instead of a great ass shot, you just look like you're puking. And believe me, puking captions aren't NEARLY as funny as ass captions. --Der Tanzer
 Lars the lumberjack shows his intense disappointment as he realizes that Fred will win the "Prettiest Legs in the Forest" contest. --anon
 "Directions? Of course, ladies. Pants on Aisle 4, Pepto on Aisle 12." --anon
 All these years, I had been wishing that my "flannel shirts & panties" fantasy with two girls in a department store would become a reality. Then, one day... --anon
 Miranda could never quite get over just how delicious Kitten's legs always looked when she wore her Lesbian Shirt over nothing at all. --The Lawyer
 Despite the small turnout, the GnawBone K-Mart proclaimed the first "bottomless customer day" a resounding success. --The Most Rev.HolyOley
 Betty Sue was so distracted by the large selection of Madonna CDs, she didn't even notice that the dog had ripped her pants clear off her legs. --Jo Anne
 Karen bent over to rummage for the latest issue of Cosmo, and, catching a glimpse of the horrors underneath her friend's flannel, clutches her heaving gut in fits of uncontrollable retching. --anon
 "Camera Boy" captures this young woman's reaction to a groin kick. It hurts them, too. --Stone Ache
 Sheila, are you sure there isn't a better way to shoplift Legos? --Keef
 Joanie was so excited about getting the new "Goosebumps" book that she once again neglected to wear pants. --Capt. phealy
 Hey, look, Your sign says "No shirt, no shoes, no service." It didn't say nothin' at all about pants! --anon
 Despite her brazen obviousness, the "Flannel Flasher" was never captured due to the fact that none of her male targets could ever give a description of her face. --Oona Bommer
 Excuse me, ma'am? Are you going to pay for those items you stuffed up your crotch, or should I just call the police now? --Don Spudleone
 Thanks to the Dysfunctional Life Society, people who are without clothes are now able to shop with dignity. Well, ok, with some dignity. --Don Spudleone
 Stiesand was right...on a clear day you CAN see forever! --anon
 After a rousing session of "Morning Cunniligus", Bertha and Betsy head on down to the General Store in their nightshirts to check out the latest issue of "Vogue". --kafka
 The viewer could only think, "Where the hell is this store!?" And, "How can I get there!?" --anon
 Introducing the new strip club for guys with low expectations! Dancers wear spicy flannel lingerie and gyrate before the exotic backdrop of a 7-11 interior. --Trism
 After further review of the picture in question, I say, "to hell with health codes!!" Va-va-voom! --Don Spudleone
 I had a dream like this once, only I was the one with no pants. --Don Spudleone
 Okay, web browsers, your call. Heads or tails? --ThreeSwords Delamitri
 I'm not wearing any fucking pants! --Tom Fulp
 Okay, just my opinion, but those are some GREAT looking legs! And, I really do hope that is a chick, and not a dude; otherwise, I'm a homo and do not yet realize it. --anon
 No-pants captions: they aren't just for DFC any more. --The Outsider
 Shopping hint #483: You can sneak more than 10 items through the express lane if you show a little leg. --The Outsider

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