IADL #392
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 k.d. lang in...Hackers II : Geek Harder --Bleech_
 PC comes to live action remakes in 'Snow White And Her Female Companion'. --Lots42@aol.com
 Wiskonsin: The sequel to Kalifornia, also featuring Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis, takes place in the surreal landscape of a strip mall. When Lewis' character says she'd kill for a Cinnabon, she means it! Rated R, one star. --Florimel
 "Curious George" and "Everybody Loves Raymond," together at last... --akh
 While Penny Marshall was hitting the big time, her best friend was co-starring in Sapho and Shirley. It was a dismal failure, but still enjoys cult status in some communities. --snackwhore
 Having stopped the insanity, Susan Powter returns to suburban life. --FluffyBunny
 Yes, these lovely "Dykes to Watch Out For" Lois and Mo salt-and-pepper shakers can be yours for just $19.95. Next on QVC. --Orrin Bloquy
 "I just can't believe how much the Gap has sold out. I mean, it used to mean something, you know?" --crispy
 Stop or Vince and Jules' Daughters Will Shoot. Sequel. I wish I was dead. I wish I was dead. I wish I was dead. Two stars. --Pete
 "WE ARE BOTH NINE AND A HALF FEET TALL! DO NOT BE ALARMED! STAY OUT OF OUR WAY AND YOU WILL NOT BE DESTROYED! YES! THANK YOU! WE ARE A COMBINED NINETEEN FEET! THAT'S RIGHT! NINE AND A HALF FEET EACH! PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT? BOW DOWN BEFORE US AND GIVE US PRETZELS! WE ARE LORDS OF THIS SAVAGE MALL! NINE AND A HALF FEET TALL!" --Pete (with props to Brian Haley)
 The new 'Highlander: The Raven' series goes for some white-hot immortal combat action at the nearby airport conveyer-belt hallway! --Noonch
 The ramp zone is for the loading and unloading of lesbians only...no parking in the ramp zone... --R.J.M.
 Who says matter and anti-matter don't mix? --phil
 GRE Genetics subject test, question #34: The following pair is A)XX:XY B)XY:XX C)XY:XY D)XX:XX E)YY:YY? --Crack "grad school humor" Baby
 The pre-quel: I Haven't Shot Andy Warhol yet.. --Bad Girl
 Scene from the failed TV spinnoff, The Dykes of Hazzard. --Ratman
 Chucky and BrideOfChucky regret the day they got stupid and possessed Barbie's androgynous pals Chris and Robin by mistake. --Stealth
 Mattel regrets its premature decision on discontinuing Earring Magic Ken. Bowing to the inevitable economic pressure sure to be brought by the gay and lesbian community, the company showcases its new offerings: Tracey and Chris, with mix-n-match genitalia and appealing androgynous looks. --Stealth
 Now on Access Ramp 2: Man-Hating Lesbian Riverdance --Crack Baby
 SAT #23a: Dolph Lundgren is to k.d. Lang As Chuck Norris is to _________? --Mr. ?
 "Ever wonder if the Morlocks really have our best interests in mind? ...Nah, me neither." --Deiphage

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