IADL #443
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 After breaking the legs of eight children and one pregnant woman, Bugsy realized that he'd gone to 665 West 57th Street instead of 556 West 57th Street. --The Enigma
 I had an uncle who walked like this all the time...funny, none of his kids looked like him at all. --A Grouch
 Lloyd walked tall and walked like a man...for he had a kung-fu grip and no one could ever take that away from him. --A Grouch
 Spinn demonstrates that these days, you can get a Sam Jackson walk-on anywhere. --Orrin Bloquy
 This week on Deep Space: Nine, Sisko chucks it all and opens a gay sports bar. --Orrin Bloquy
 Before he burst onstage for his Showtime At The Apollo debut, Neil rubbed the log for good luck. --Stan Xhiao
 "Get thee behind me, Foul SkilCrane of Satan!" --Wabewalker
 Todd Wilson -- Dork Lord of the Sith --I am Kirok
 Oscar takes his imaginary girlfriend out for another date. --tupid
 Brando got paid US$4.5 million for this cameo appearance on "This Old House" --Mike Hunt
 Tom always felt fresh as a daisy after buffing his head in the ol' Lustre King at Ralph's Bowl-O-Rama --rudy pepper
 'Cause when the sun goes nova, all games are free. --Jenn Dolari
 Sam knew he had at least three minutes between the flash of light and the shockwave that would rip flesh from bone. He could get in a quick game of Mortal Kombat.... --Jenn Dolari
 The clerks were always afraid when Stone Cold Steve Austin walked through the doors of "Buttplug Emporium". --Mr. Schpanky
 Sisko's final mission for the Prophets: Cleaning their bathrooms. --Lots42@aol.com
 No one expected to see the Governor of Minnesota stroll into the "Skinwhistle Saloon" in Minneapolis. --Uncle Roy
 The good news: Heaven's Arcade has nothing but free games! The Bad News: The only games are Skill-Crane, Popeye, and DigDug --Leth
 Something tells me the King of Skee-Ball just arrived. --Crack Baby
 "Walk away from the light", the voices begged him, "Please walk away from the light." --Honest Jon
 The Honorable Mayor of Minnesota's manhunt for Garrison Keillor finally ends in a climactic battle in a Mississippi arcade, with the Mayor and Mr. Keillor on opposing sides in a thrilling, neck-and-neck game of Duck Hunt. --Farmdog Poke Cheop Barbeque
 Ahh, there's nothing like a day of whooping 8 year old butt at Mortal Kombat. --Mr. ?

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